(Camera turns on to reveal a forrest')
(A dirt covered man walks in front of the camera)
Man: Hello there, bitches. I'm Bear Gryllllllllssssssss.......
(...)
Bear: And I'm here to annoince that Season 2 of the GREASTEST fan-made rap battle series of ALL TIME is almost over!
Slenderman (from the sidelines): Epic Rat Battles of Horror?
Bear: NO!........Anyways, the 115 Rap Battles Season 2 finale is on it's way! And it's going to KICK. FUCKING. ARSE!
.....Literally.
Bear: But I'd might as well get the hints out of the way for Season 3! That's right....Season 3 is happening....so here are the hints!
(Bear takes a swig of liquid from a bottle)
Bear: MMM! That's good piss! Ok, what you can expect from Season 3 is:
Two revolutionaries
A detective
A robot
Another fucking robot
An outlaw
A trumpet player
Some zombies
Rituals
and some other spooky shite.
Freddy Kreugar (from the sidelines): So it IS Epic Rat Battles of Hor-
Bear: NO! IT'S NOT FUCKING EPIC RAT BATTLES!......
(Bear puts something in his mouth and chews)
Bear: Mmm! Good cockroach! Anyways, Tkid is doing well, for those still wondering. He is getting help and is making a speey recovery towars a better life! So claps for him!
(Bear starts clapping)
(No one else claps)
Bear:.....whatever! Fuck you wankers!
(Bear walks off camera)
Bear (off-screen): Mmm! That's good....whatever this is!
(Slenderman and Freddy teleport on screen)
Slenderman: Whelp. That's all, folks! Tune in next time on the 115 Rap Battles Season 2 finale! And we'll see you guys in Season 3!
(Freddy tips his hat towards the camera)
Freddy: Respect!
(Camera turns to static)