Welcome to one of the four battles of Round 3. In this installment, Tigerisnormal has been pitted against RadicalWeavile for reasons. Yes, reasons.
Let the battle begin.
Battle log: --- 9/18/2014 6:21 PM MST: Blog is created. Battle has not begun yet. 6:38 PM MST: Tigerisnormal's first verse has been added. 9/19/2014 7:24 PM MST: RadicalWeavile's first verse has been added. 9/21/2014 10:15 PM MST: Tigerisnormal's second verse has been added. 9/29/2014 4:37 PM MST: RadicalWeavile's second verse has been added.
Tigerisnormal vs RadicalWeavile[]
Cheesy Introduction:[]
EPIC TOURNEY RAPS OF ERB WIKI!
TIGERISNORMAL!
VERSUS!
RADICALWEAVILE!
BEGIN!
Tigerisnormal[]
I'm here to end this traitor saint's faint winning fantasy.
Two cats in the house, but one of them's a real pussy.
How can you say you're Christian with your avatar so evil?
Watch out, 'cause my rhymes are beetle spray to this weevil!
I'm the sharper of us two, shows in my claws and raps.
You can't touch me, just like you didn't contact Matt!
Not dead? You'll soon be, when MC Tigger brings the heat.
Your new Nega Name is clear: GonnaPassRoundThree!
RadicalWeavile[]
Tiger, tiger, burning bright, as my flowing raps alight
This inferior feline who ought to be confined and inflamed alive tonight!
I'm the the next Wachowman, this is MY week
And I can smell the spoiled spam every time you speak (Yuck!)
Nobody knows your name, but let me make myself Chris-tal clear
Beating Vietnamese is my specialty and my presence strikes fear
That abnormally poor performance is your attempt at trying?
Katy Perry's scarier when she roars, and I'm not "lion"
Tigerisnormal[]
I'll give you a name to call me: The User Who Crushed Chris!
Strike fear in this Vietnamese? Please, that's but a corrupt wish!
You sure won't be lion when I swipe and wipe out your pride.
Call me Arcanine, 'cause Tiger spits bright Fire to Dark Ice types!
Your raps are least wanted in this tourney, I rate them F-tier.
This is your Wach Week, indeed, to lose in Landslide of the Year!
Beat who left MSV defeated, so good luck, 'cause you'll need it.
Just make sure your next verse's safe for your mommy to read it.
RadicalWeavile[]
You're game tastes suck and your sense of humor is awful,
But what's lame is that you named yourself after a golfer
Slim Shadows so hot he spits firearms
You've endangered yourself, time to face some real harm
Radical is racking stacks and packs stats that thrash spastic cars adequately
You're not on my menu, but I'll surely serve you. Asian food anyone? Shucks, all for me!
It was about time to fry the leader of his own line. You know what? I'm tickled pink!
To think you're the only one of your kind until the time you die. Tigeris Normalae: EXTINCT!
Who Won?[]
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