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The TARDIS spins in the Time Vortex as Coupe and Grinch talk inside.

Coupe "Congratulations on making it to round 2"

Grinch "Yeah, thanks. I wonder who I'll take on in Round 2"

Suddenly the TARDIS spins and rattles out of control.

The TARDIS splits into two, creating two different looks.

YouTubeKorea appears from the other TARDIS.

YTK "Let's do this Sandshoes!!"

The TARDIS shakes and rattles, sparks fly everywhere. Then Grinch grabs the microphone.

EPIC RAP!! Battles of THE Tournament!!!!

YouTubeKorea!

Versus!

TheDoctorTenGrinch!!!!!

Begin!

TheDoctorTenGrinch[]

Well then, Its Two Doctors in a fight!

I'll Vashta Nerada your ass, turn out your lights!

My raps are so fast, they're like a Weeping Angel, blink and you miss it.

Its so sad, shouldn't you be with that reindeer from Frozen and Kiss it?

It's Supernatural to keep me at sea

I'm the Oncoming Storm motherfucker! You can't beat me

I hope your pathetic raps aren't more tearjerking then your story about Xim and Jason!

Now you're sure that this Round 3 spot is taken.

YouTubeKorea[]

Dan Lee's stepped in to TARDIS this Handy back to Bad Wolf Bay

I call you Gates, cause you rip off from my skits and Coopay

This is gonna be a Mortal Kombat, so you'll really need Endurance

I give less shits about your verse than all the Doctor Who episodes you're in

GERONIMO! I'll Pinch this Grinch who never stole my Christmas

I'm all Toxic when it comes to rapping, keep a safe distance

One does not simply walk into Round 2, he has to show real skill

Go ahead, take the Y out of YTK, it'll still be an Overkill

TheDoctorTenGrinch[]

Ah, it seems you're back on the plagerism dissing again

Better go and pray to the Rap Gods Quintus, Amen!!!

Because you got your ass beat by Rebeckah!

You might as well be stuck sharing cocoa like Cameca!

I can hear the Drums, beating for me!

I'm the OG, Converse wearing swagger MC!

Its time for this Midnight Entity to make like Eccleston and just leave,

Fast: Because I PERCEIVE that you can't CONCEIVE such raps since you BELIEVE THAT CINEMAS ARE COOL! So NOW Try to MATCH THIS FAST RAPPING THAT I HAVE NOW ACHEIVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YouTubeKorea[]

You're not as cool as my Fez , but you did try too hard

Get up your guard, cause I'll hit you like a white-point star

Forget the Meta, your verses are a Crisis, CALL 911 NOW!

I'll Write Your Life in this blank paper--wait, it's already done(wow)

It's a real Wonder if you actually Handle the flows of Pink Donutz

I'm Shining, raps so REDRUMous, call me Danny...Torrance

You dare mention Ninth when he at least had a whole season?

It could take a Time Lord lifetime for your raps to become Vale Decent

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