Oda Nobunaga vs Gordon Ramsay - Rap Battle Thing
Did not expect to finish this rap that quick, not even a week gone. Maybe its because of not writing anything for a long time, or maybe I just know a lot about these two. Oh well, you're here for the rap, so go read it, btw this is also my favourite rap that I have written
The Demon King demands his food to be served immediately!
...Right..Demon King...why don’t you take that sword of yours and shove it right up your pretentious little arse?
You dare challenge the Demon King?
...Alright, well this is my restaurant so why don’t you shut up and fuck off?
- 1 Oda Nobunaga
- 2 Gordon Ramsay
- 3 Oda Nobunaga
- 4 Gordon Ramsay
Maybe you would respect me after a decapitation,
Tho I think I’d Dash ahead looking at that abomination.
I’m Nobel-naga with Regalia, feel the …
Stuart Ashen vs Gordon Ramsay - Rap Battle Thingy
So it's been a while eh? Why it took so long for this one? Well, I was deciding to either post it now or after Ashens: The Quest for the Gamechild 2 to come out. I chose the former cuz you are reading this
So no Rap Meanings cuz I'm lazy, so just ask in the comments and I'll answer back
So yeah, hopefully the next one will not be that long to make, oh yeah. Thanks to Mendes for a better word to use than my own. So give him some chocolate or somethin
Anyways, let's go!
Stuart Ashen is red
Gordon Ramsay is light blue
Nemesis is gray
Blue Team is blue
- 1 Beginning
- 2 Stuart Ashen
- 3 Gordon Ramsay
- 4 Stuart Ashen
- 5 Gordon Ramsay
- 6 Stuart Ashens
- 7 Gordon Ramsay
- 8 End
Stuart Ashen!
VS!
Gordon Ramsay!
Begin!
Hello! Ashens here sporting the suit and red tie,
And today, I'll revie…
Apple vs Potato - Rap Battle Thingy
Welp, another rap battle by the one and only. Me. Anyways, it's another rap battle of food items after Pizza vs Cake. And to be honest...This has the same quality as SJ vs TK. I really surprised myself with the amout I was able to write. Anyways onto the battle ahead! Ps, you are going to crucify me for Apple's last line but...It was too good nit to refernce it. Ok, now onto the dishes!
Oh yeah, I also drew a quick thing here (y)
APPLE
VS
POTATO...seriousl-
BEGIN!
Sengoku Jidai vs Three Kingdoms - Rap Battle Thingy
FUCK FUCK FUCKIN HELL, IT'S DONE. JESUS! Enjoy this you pillock cuz this took me a good long while. Also, I created shit Titlecards because I though "Why the hell not eh?" So about the battle itself
We have the Three Unifiers of Japan's Sengoku Jidai era, Oda Nobunaga, Tokugawa Ieyasu and Toyotomi Hideyoshi against the Three Leaders of The Three Kingdoms, Cao Pi, Liu Bei and Sun Quan. Lets G-huh? Why didn't I use Cao Cao instead of Cao Pi? Well it's because Cao Pi established the Wei Kingdom, yes Cao Cao did do more stuff but Cao Pi established it ok? Good. LET'S GO!
Also, fuck sake this was hard to fuckin code. Like 3-4 hours maybe? idk, went through like 3 H3h3 podcasts and like maybe 10 Vsauce videos. I don't want to see anything about Thr…
Rock vs Paper vs Scissors - Rap Battle Thingy (don't question why)
So um... Why did I create this battle? Well......cuz why the fuck not. So then I have an excuse for having a shit battle :)
Anyways, I don't know how does one do a 3 way battle so I just winged it (idk)
If any of the lines don't make sense to you, just ask me either comments or chat (y)
So um, lets go. fuck this shit
- 1 Battlez
- 2 Rock
- 3 Paper
- 4 Scissors
- 5 Rock
- 6 Paper
- 7 Scissors
- 8 Poll
- 9 Other stuff
Rock!
Vs
Paper!
Vs
Scissors!
Begin!
This Wonder of the World's gonna rock this game of hands,
We have a tree and two knives against the creator of land?
I was the first one on Earth, original 4 elements,
I'll go coarse on this shit of paper by elephants.
You'll be in for a Rocky Road if you challenge my cold lines,
I can also burn you into ash with my magma rhymes.
With a pen, I…