Well yippidy doo da day everyone. It’s been over a year since the last Parody and it doesn’t feel anywhere near that long. Was a good break not having to really work on much Wiki-wise though. But now with the release of Hitler vs Stalin and Trump vs Putin you got two battles comin at ya within this next week, one of which is this very blog!
Alright enough of that shit. I no longer have Trixter and Grav died in a freak idk apple accident or something so I’m completely independent exceptforthecoversthankyoutoLeandroandQuaggaabunchitlooksfantastic and maybe I would like a new Co, maybe I don’t, maybe I need to know shit cause there’s a lotta new users.
Oh yeah, suggestions, I have like 4 and need like more, no real restrictions but let the user have some relevancy.
Alright everyone, you’ve heard enough from me, please do enjoy!!
EPIC RAP BATTLES: WIKI PARODIES!
MCDAMON
VS
MORTAL
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Ben Shapiro[]
Hey there Ben, let’s start this shit,
My showbrings in more viewers than your podcast did.
You say you’re less retarded but after facing you it’s not what I would say,
You released thug life compilations like election night, on the same day.
You’ve got some shit opinions. You’re useless.
Having a crush on Alexandria Ocasio Cortez like a child, no wonder you call yourself clueless!
Called Trump a nut but lack brains like Seth Rich!
And I’ll be proving you’re full of shit, take that, racist bitch!!
Spike[]
Your feelings that I am a racist defy so many facts,
But that bet with Chuck Schumer is the only reason you’re in this rap.
Now, calm down, you’re in a bad (bad) mood (mood),
The only facts that I have prove you're a tool (tool).
You cannot Amuse me, like all the elections you regret,
Trying to make friends but it seems you can’t Kinect, heck!
Bothering Dave Rubin for attention, so much on your page,
Then the podcast you made looks like it was made at a young age.
Made a pony TV show? Nobody wants that!
Fat manchildren talking to you but where’s the response at?
Another podcast? Well you’ll bomb that!
You cannot beat Ben Shapiro at Facts and Logic!
Damon you’re nothing and you’re having trouble facing it,
And when it comes to your raps you’re not Based as shit.
McDamon[]
Your rapping ain’t delighting, your shite at being polite, man,
You’re really not a wise man, you know I’m not a libtard, man!
You're a Islamaphobic bitch (bitch) but a Moroccan you married,
I didn’t want to be a dick but sorry there Ben, your ancestors got Jerry'd!
Ok cool, you’re living proof the holocaust was good,
We joined around the same time yet I have ten times more fans.
You claim to say facts because you’re triggered, oh good lord!
Well here’s the MOAB, you're a snowflake racist and that means it’s ignored!
Starting to think you’re slow, get back to your transphobia bro,
You’re losing so many times you can consider this a checkmate for the left!
Ben Shapiro[]
Ooo, Triggered! It's Facts over feelings,
I’ll leave a tumblr page looking like Charlottesville, libtards dying.
You left Hitler sighing; he already did his work,
You’ll be blasting off this time, for good you stupid twerp!
You got so many badges but they’re all lucky!
Take the “Spike” out of your name, you got no spikes!
Consider this a partial speech for my Election (in 2024)!
Spike thinks that he beat me? HE'S TRIGGERED!
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATT-
‘’(Richard SPencer is seen fighting a black man)’’
‘‘(Ben Shapiro is destroying a libtard with facts and logic)’’
‘’(Assy is beating up Cyan in a boxing ring)’’
‘’(There is FK in the Coffee”)’’
...BATTLES: ASSY PONY RAP!