| Superman vs Spider-Man | |
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| Battle information | |
| Release date | February 28, 2015 |
| Number | 2 |
| Timeline | |
| Previous | Jack Torrance vs Norman Bates |
| Next | Vincent Vega vs Vic Vega |
| Beat Information | |
| Other information | |
| Actors | TKandMit |
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| Location(s) | Metropolis Manhattan, New York |
gah, why did the blog post before I could add everything? Read this. Anyway, Legion suggested a battle of two faces of superheroes; DC's Superman battles Marvel's Spider-Man to see which non-human, News workers can prevail. Ye. Huge thanks to Cyan for the amazing titecards!
Cast[]
Epic Lloyd as Superman
Drake Bell as Spider-Man
Introduction[]
Battle[]
Up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane?!
It’s Superman! Smoking you like Mary Jane!
I’ll wipe the floor with you, call me Doctor Doom!
Fighting whom? Stick to shooting “webs” inside your room!
Vision, hotter! Muscles, stronger! Super raps hit harder!
Battle of two New Yorkers; Pete Parker gets flyswatter’d!
How’s that for a headline, Spidey? The only thing you strike’s a flow-biter!
No spider survives this rap cypher, but “Go get ‘em, Tiger.”
Yo! You done with the bug jokes yet, chucklehead?
What’s up with that shit, Kal-El “Clark Kent”?
Your rocket ship’s crashed, your planet’s been blast,
Not to mention the lack of wrath from those half-assed raps!
“It’s half past noon, have you seen that Steel Man dude?”
He thinks he’s Doctor Who, wasting his time in phone booths!
And that’s the truth, it’s time we start dethroning you!
I’ma start swinging over you! Uglier than Green Goblin, too!
I’m more ruthless than Lex Luthor, you’re useless to name Super,
You’re clueless to maneuvers, you’re a shoo-in as a loser!
Haha! Honestly? You want to fuck with me? I got Justice League!
Sheer muscles beat anyone who tussles Pete!
You’re desperate to win; you’ve sold your soul to the devil,
You call yourself smart, but we know you’re just “special”!
Now you’re no hero to the people, acting emo and so evil,
How can you get worst past the phony Sony sequels?
Whether you’re clever or professor, I’ll sever ya with pleasure,
I’m forever better with no effort, you’re still neglected by Avengers!
Ugh, listening to you is testing me, it’s unpleasantly! Leave you helplessly,
Secondly, you’re legacy’s ended by me, go back on a Quest For Peace,
I’m spitting Venom, flow’s picking up momentum,
Here’s Kent getting webbed up, taken by Parker on addendum!
Did you even fact check? I’m back with the Captain,
Meanwhile your battle got ya backhanded by The Batman!
Your raps, man? Make me tired like you’re The Sandman,
That was your last chance, a battle of super rappers and Clark was absent.
You’re destroying every building, I’m saving people of the city,
A great man once said to me, “With great power comes great responsibility.”
Who won?
Who's next?!
You deciiiiiide!
Epic rap battles of *web slinging* Heroes and Villains!
