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The metaphorical camera fades onto a blank page. The sound of music fills the air, brass instruments in particular booming. The composition makes way for a small crawl of yellow text.

After the last of the text fades away, the score of music suddenly stops.

The page glitches from its original screen to a new one. A bald man with sunglasses, sitting in a chair, appears.

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“What if I told you that the world is not as it seems? We like to think that we live out our lives in a perfect and completely logical world. Well, we do not.”

The man rises from his seat, slowly pacing around the room.

“I do not know how, but we as a species have somehow entered a hyper-realistic cyber imitation of the world, that has been called… The Mitrix.”

The man stops suddenly. He looks directly at the viewer.

“Batman and Rorschach were not killed by the Joker from sheer murder. He used a device. Some reality-bending machine. Supposedly it takes an average person and does something. It changes them. It makes them… battle someone. Sometimes complete teams of people waging war on them. But not with warfare, mind you. They use odd tactics. They rap. I’ve seen it happen again and again. Even the strongest willed heroes have fallen victim, like Batman and Rorschach.”

The man studies the room he is in, worried. He focuses back on the viewer.

“My name is Morpheus. I would like to recruit you, these… these readers… to help us. I am a part of a lone band of humans. Real, living humans. We are still sentient. We know of the Mitrix.”

The page flashes rows upon rows of green coding.

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“I must now inform you of what is ahead for us. This may look like coding to you, but I see what is in store for us all. A number… 18. Eighteen battles? Now, the Joker’s reign is certain, but his fall… ambiguous. And then… a sequel to a battle we’ve seen before. And here I see… espionage, deceitful espionage. Double crosses. Bounty hunters. A message that reads… “More non-fictional characters.” It looks like the world is ending in this one. Aaaand… the Mitrix itself. Coming to a close.”

Morpheus sits back in his chair. He removes the sunglasses from his face and pinches the bridge of his nose.

“February 19th. My god.”

“...Season three is upon us, Morpheus.”

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Season One Jack Torrance vs Norman BatesSuperman vs Spider-ManVincent Vega vs Vic VegaDoctor Who vs Doc ScratchWalter White vs Tony MontanaThe Zodiac Killer vs Jack the RipperHarry Potter vs Percy JacksonBen 10 vs MarioTrevor Philips vs Vaas MontenegroRoboCop vs The Terminator
Season Two Bruce Banner vs Dr. JekyllJesse James vs Al CaponeCarrie White vs Matilda WormwoodDoctor Doom vs Darth VaderThe Bride vs Scott PilgrimRick Grimes vs Buffy SummersAndrew Jackson vs Richard the LionheartGrand Theft Auto V vs GoodFellasHannibal Lecter vs Sherlock HolmesThe Scout vs Paul RevereBoba Fett vs Samus AranGhost Rider vs ScorpionTMNT vs X-MenBatman vs Rorschach
Season Three The Joker vs DeadpoolSuperman vs Spider-Man 2Joffrey Baratheon vs CaligulaJack Bauer vs Jason Bourne vs James BondMichael Myers vs Jason VoorheesWITCH vs RWBYHiro Hamada vs Tony StarkRyuko Matoi vs Maka AlbarnButch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid vs Dr. King Schultz and DjangoCaptain Kirk vs Han SoloGhostbusters vs Mystery IncorporatedFrank Underwood vs Lord MacbethFrodo and Sam vs Wirt and GregSonic the Hedgehog vs Rainbow DashSans vs ReaperNeo vs Luke SkywalkerThe Battle of the Avatar
Season Four X-Files vs Men in BlackFreddy Krueger vs KirbyJon Snow vs Shaka ZuluMonokuma vs JigsawJack the Ripper vs Slender ManHomelander vs All Might
Bonus Battles Alex DeLarge vs Tyler DurdenAlexander the Great vs Genghis KhanTracer vs ScoutUntil Dawn vs The Cabin in the Woods
Remade Battles Dexter Morgan vs Light Yagami
Off-Season Jason Voorhees vs Norman BatesMichael Myers vs Jack SkellingtonThe Grinch vs John McClaneCaptain America vs Ulysses S. GrantNegan vs Jesus ChristPennywise vs The Joker
News Season 1 News with Hannibal LecterSeason 2 News with RorschachSeason 3 News with MorpheusSeason 4 News with Rocket and Groot

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