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Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde

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Bonnie and Clyde and Romeo and Juliet face off to see whois the more famous couple.


Kimmy Gatewood as Bonnie

EpicLloyd as Clyde

Nice Peter as Romeo

LisaNova as Juliet 

Note: Clyde and Romeo's lines are bolded, Bonnie and Juliet's lines are italicized, when lineas are said in uinson, it is underlined


Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

BONNIE AND CLYDE!!!!!

VS

ROMEO AND JULIET!!!

BEGIN!

B/C: Eh, Clyde, what do we have here?

Looks like some bitch and a closeted queer!

Ah I see, well it's time to crush

These lil’ kiddies and make their blood gush

We were the greatest criminal minds that ever exist

So ya might as well drink poison and go slit ya breast,

Because ya must be suicidal to go against us

Our tale is badass, yours just sucks

So ya better get outta our face you little brits

Ya think we’re scared? Heh...we don’t give two shits!

R/J: Of all the love stories to ever exist ours is the best known

So stand back, homies you're about to get owned!

We are Shakespeare's best. One of literacies’ finest

So Verona-away to your hideout in the west

You're rhymes are the true tragedy here

Our love is well known, thoughts of you disappeared

Buck you two 1920 gangster wannabe fools

Who need to get kicked in the family jewels!

You may seem cool and you're as sly as snakes

But what light through yonder dumbass breaks?

B/C:
Folks hate to read ya and I don’t blame them

So go back to your bedroom and weep. Cum on!

We don’t need our machine guns ta shoot ya down

We'll just knock ya out with rhymes and knock ya 'round

We'll crush ya chestnuts of that Shakespearian shithead

and tackle this bitch and fill her ass with lead!

No wonder people don’t care you're gone and forgotten

You only think ya won 'cause you’re both spoiled rotten!

R/J:
Threats will get you nowhere! You're criminally insane

As if you could possibly cause pain

O, you two are fortune's fool

Who are truly fucking crazy if they think they're cool!

Since the beginning we've been Hinton at your defeat

Everyone's glad you both got shot off the street

Beating you batshit burglars was definitely fun

But thou and these woes were all for Rosaline.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP

  • Smoch* AWWWWWWWWWW

BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!



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The poll was created at 01:24 on August 19, 2013, and so far 5 people voted.

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