Three years ago I stumbled upon this blog and thought it was the funniest shit in the world, so I made a spiritual successor to it and really enjoyed the results, so I kept making more. This is of course, OTERB, and whether you like them or not, they have been making me laugh for 3 years. I don't want to ramble though, I know what you're here for, these are your suggestions (Sorry Clockwork, but hot potato wan't different enough to be included here).
I want you to be relaxed, not hurt your feelings
But I will get this opportunity
(6 points 6 points)
There is nothing wrong with what I can feel
(6 points 6 points, Slim Shady, you are)
I just think I have this
what happened
But I do not know what it is
If that means I think, that's how we have trouble
A big problem. If he is like a banana, just as you said
I have no chance
This is just a doctor's order
I think rap gods, rap gods
All my people nodded from the front to the back.
Then you think her arm is long enough to hit the box?
They said I was wrapped like a robot.
But I need to put a computer in my genes
I have a laptop in my pocket
When I hit half the cock, my pen disappeared
I won this end and I got a fat knot
I made a life and killed him.
Since Clinton came to power
I think Monica Ruwinkski and his natsuku
I am MC, who is sincere
But, like everything else, it's rude and sneaky
Syllable, destiny haulun (kill everything)
This fluffy, dipped, hippie, hip hop
You do not want to go to a really disgusting game
This rap rap rap
Something behind Mac
Backpack, shit, yapup, yakayakku
Exactly the same time
I will try these stunt acrobats during the exercise
I can still break my mother's table
Put some idiot back and crush it half
Only ironically it is realized
After that, I signed the embers
How can not blow I only fall off the "F" bomb
I felt the anger of my attack
The rapper has for some time
Maxi pad
In fact, this is tragic
I gave this masterpiece to this evil thing
Because I began to feel rap gods, rap gods
All my people nodded from the front to the back.
Then you think her arm is long enough to hit the box?
Let me tell you that it is not too hard to keep this shit
Everyone is looking for the keys and secrets of rap
Immortal like me
Well, as the truth of Blaupause
Only anger and young excitement
I like to keep everyone nervous
Like the asteroid hit the earth
Since then (PPEEYOOM) in addition to shooting the moon, nothing to do
MC took me to this music school
Because I use it as a "rhyme" ride.
I am currently working with students to do new school
I? I'm Rakimu's product
Lakim Shabazz, 2 Pac, N-W-A. Dice, hey, file, reindeer
Yera, Issy, thanks, they have a smooth one
One day of inspiration
Blow and keep in place
Running - D.M.C. concept
In my mother's "rock"
Although I experienced the church, the glory of the fame
And exploded in the flame
Only the Hall of Fame enters the Hall of Fame
on the wall
You think it's all the game
"Until I went through the fire of fire
With the board
Please tell me your thoughts
Young watched little gay
So gay I can say a baby "almost straight" face
They are witnesses of popular events, such as observing church meetings
And awaken the boy you are looking for
Oyay, girl gay
This is all they see
They hold the thumb and gently tap
And "how" a boy, every day from the label
Hey, are watching the boy, you say you see the boy?
I got a "yes" from a boy who is looking for mine
I have all the work for me
I will not ask anyone
Look at my face and find a boy
Basically, guys can not do that
I looked at the same rhythm
I think rap gods, rap gods
All my people nodded from the front to the back.
The way to run the run is NASCAR, NASCAR
Trailer Park Dale Earnhardt, White Garbage God
Krypton, no Asgold, Asgado from this planet
So you will be Saul, i will be Odin
You are a rodent, I am omnipotent
I'm reloading
These bombs soon died
I should not be sober
I die at my feet
But I just said the mind, the zombies are swimming
But I torn your mother's neck
I'm going out
We do not have anything in common, Poodle
I'm Du Berman, you pinch yourself
Respect for weapons,
That's me.
My honesty is cruel
But if i do not use it, i am honest
What will I do for good things?
At least for a while I want to be sure
Somewhere in this chicken, I graffiti,
Enough rhyme
It may try to help it hard to spend time
But I have some conflict
Even if you do not have a signature
The rapper is as hungry as lunch and looks at me
I know there was a while.
This is a cellar king.
But I still like Pharoahe Monch grinding
That's why I broke the rhyme
But sometimes
Appease my skin color
You are too big here
I like this line, I said
About "I'm Back" by Mathers LP
One is when I try to say that I brought seven children from Colombia
Everything is on his line
AK-47, revolver, 9
See if I'm taking off now
I'm not as high as i am but i am
Morphin is always through the portal
You are trapped in 2500 time
I do not know you rhyme
You are not as meaningless as Rapunzel
Fuck and Kotorov
They are normal, fucking is normal
And I bought a new jet gun from the future
To shoot
As if Fabulous Ray Jaw was crazy
Because Fab seems to be a fool
A man's pad of Mayweather
When playing the piano
This is a special person 24/7
Cable channel
So Lei Jie soon went to the radio
"Hey, Fab, i'll kill you"
Singing to you, (JJ de France)
Oh, you are assuming that I am a human being
What can i do to make it into you? I am Superman
Innovation, I'm rubber, so no matter what you say
The carnival sent me, it will stick to you
And I have shown something more destructive than ever before
How to set up the mother's audience
Do not be bored, I know that hatred is always waiting
They will celebrate the day that I can fall
Because i know how to become ambitious
I let the music rise
They make elevator music
"Oh, he is too mainstream.
That's what they did
When they are jealous, they will be confused
"This is popular, not hip hop"
I have found a little melted
Rock, shock pack and pier
I threw "I lost myself"
I do not know how to make such a song
I do not know which word to use
Please let me know when it will happen to you
I will do one of these verses
This is a scene, I accidentally hurt you
How long do you want to kill this poem?
If you are as good as that,
Your song can sacrifice your virginity
Unhealthy school embarrassing, Piljunkie
But please admire these abilities to praise me
I'm full of myself, but I'm still hungry
I will harass myself
If I were a million league
I was sick when I spoke with my tongue
But it is still tongue and cheeks, fuck you
Because I was drunk, Satan took a man's car
I sleep in the front seat
Subversion of heavy D and boy
"It's still a block, but fashionable"
But there are some things in my mind
I can feel tug of war and fight
Angel war magic
What are they looking for from me?
They asked me to rule out the hatred of women
But if you are a bitter hatred, I have
They can be a bit patient, can be more in line with the situation
the difference
But it is sexual intercourse
Life gives you lemon
Do lemonade
But if i can not beat a woman
How can I bake a cake for her?
Do not understand that I am the devil
If you think i have to go abroad, it's a fatal mistake
Spend a long journey
And keep her on her face
Do not be late, are you king?
I do not think so
Why are you king, who can become god
Have you ever seen a girl you've tried?
But she is the year you love, you want to wait
Let me tell you later about the story of my situation
I talk to an American girl
I saw their way to participate in the concert
Her long hair and short miniskirt
I'm on the stage, sweat. Back
I cross the crowd, I guess who I met
I whispered in my ear. "Please come to the photo studio
So you can ask some questions to see if you have 100 proofs.
I asked her her name, she said it was blah-blah-blah
She has 9/10 pants and a very large bra
She was crazy, I took a few photos
I said, "Do you like this show?"
She said: "I really like myself.
I have a junk at the base, which is a slower medieval
But when I asked, she asked her strangely
When I ask: Do you have a husband? She tried to pretend
She said, "No, I have no friends."
Now I will not be careful
That's my singing
You have what I need, but he says he's just a friend
Said he was just a friend, baby
You have what I need, but he says he's just a friend
But you said he was just a friend oh baby
You have what I need, but he says he's just a friend
But he said he was just a friend
So this time I used this sentence
I think that only one friend can not sin
I have friends, it is true
Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, Jack
Let's forget that let's talk about it
I was fascinated by a girl named blah-blah-blah
So we started talking.
We spent a lot of time building
Relationship and understanding
I will be planning for us in the future
Everything is very nice and sweet
I do not know what treatment I am doing
After that everything is cool
The journey was over and she returned to school
I called to ask her what to do every day
Every time I call her, it seems that some things are needed
I called in her room and called again.
I said, "Who is that?" Oh, he's just a friend "
Please do not tell me
Property law bust
You have what I need, but he says he's just a friend
Said he was just a friend, baby
You have what I need, but he says he's just a friend
But you said he was just a friend oh baby
You have what I need, but he says he's just a friend
But he said he was just a friend
So I made a great visit to her college
I see a very fine girl
It was a school day, I knew she was there
Results of the first semester
I went to the door and asked her where the dormitory was.
This person let me fill in the form of visitors
Where he taught me
See my Babypuppe, I can say that
I arrived before the dormitory
Can you tell me where is the door?
You teach me where i am
I do not know what this is
So I went into her room and opened the door
Catch it! Guess what i see
Mouth Tan Tan in my mouth my girl,
I was shocked, my heart southward
So please listen to me for the news
Do not talk to the girl who has just said she has a boyfriend
Saturday is 9 o'clock
Regular mass
Sitting next to an old man
I like his tonic and gold
He said: "My son can remember for me?
I really do not know what's going on
But it is sad, it is sweet
I know it's done
When I was a young man in his clothes. "
Give us a piano song
Sing our song tonight
Well, we're all in a melody
You are very good to us
John from the bar is now my friend.
He gave me a free drink
And he jokingly lit your smoke
But he is more likely
He said, "Bill, I feel like killing me.
Smile has left his face
"Well, I believe I can be a movie star
When i leave this place
Now Paul is the direction writer
No one has time for his wife
And he is talking to the Navy's David
Maybe it will be life
The waitress is in charge
When a businessman goes slowly into the stone
Yes, they share a drink called "lonely"
But better than drinking alone
Give us a piano song
Sing our song tonight
Well, we're all in a melody
You are very good to us
Saturday it's a good amount
The manager gave me a smile
Because i know that I've seen them
Forget the life of a while
The piano sounds like a carnival
Mike smells like a beer
They sat in the bar and put the bread in the bottle
Please say "how are you?"
Give us a piano song
Sing our song tonight
Well, we're all in a melody
You are very good to us
I hope you can understand the people who are waiting for leadership in Starbucks.
If I wear a t-shirt, I just want to say that this is Skynyrdd fans
Somehow, my chest red flag is like the elephant in the south corner
I got into the room
Only proud, high rebellious son.
There seems to be a lot of things I am learning, but from my point of view
I am your white man who has just come from the South
I am trying to understand something that can not be done
I am proud of me, but it is not what we do
It's not like you, I can rewrite this story
Our generation has not started this country yet
We still have peace, "to the eggshell, for yesterday to fight"
Southern pride and sandwich between the South
They call it "rebuild", repair the building, and do some tears
150 years later, we still have ruins
I try to put your shoes, this is a good place
But I can not go to someone else's skin a mile
Because I live in the south of the Caucasus
Like you, I'm over, what do you see?
I am proud of me, but it is not what we do
It's not like you, I can rewrite this story
Our generation has not started this country yet
We also make mistakes
A lot of people, we came soon before
Between the pride of the south and the responsibility of the south
Dear Caucasian, I want you to understand
When you are alive, the world really likes what
It's not just because my pants are lame
You should try to know me, really you
My chain is now gold, but I'm still misunderstood
When March from Sherman to the South of the firewood, I was not there.
I would love to be a slave to pay for you, but I can not
I feel like a new, charismatic Django, dodgin invisible white convertible
So when i saw a white cowboy hat, I thought it was not everything
We all think this is a judge "evil" cover, not a book
I want to buy you a glass of beer to talk about clarification
But i look at the red flag, you think i should not be here
I'm just a white man
(If you do not judge my resistance)
Please come from the south
(I will not judge your red flag)
I am trying to understand something that can not be done
I'm proud of me
(If you do not judge my gold chain)
But what we do
(I will forget the bus chain)
It's not like you, I can rewrite this story
(You can not rewrite any historybabys)
Oh, Dilithium
(The relationship with Mason-Dixon needs to be changed several times)
I hope you understand what it is
(I'm black, I've been thinking)
I am a new south
(Finally, you feel me)
I want everything to be right
(past)
This is the pride of the South
(R.I.P. Robert Lee, but I must thank Abraham Lincoln for publishing, and I know what it means)
Really so
This is a fact.Suppose you are sitting on this table. Do you have a napkin in front of you? Your "left" thing? Or what is your "right" What is the left Or are your rights? Usually take the left thing. That's right. But in the social sense, this is wrong, maybe I can even use the "universe" instead of "society". The correct answer is: "It depends on who first took his napkin" ... yes? If the first person has a napkin on the right, the other person can also take a "right" napkin. Dasel left. Because no one has, another person put the napkin on the left. This is "society" ... first, who determines the price of the country? First, someone should decide the value of the money. How big is the railway railway? What is present? Who will decide these laws and regulations? Because it is the Republic, we all do it? Or is it optional? No! Pick up the napkin and choose all of these! The rules of this world are determined by the same "left and right" principles! In such a society, the balance of the state, once you make the first move, we will follow! In every era, the world is managed by the napkin principle. Those who "eat first" must be respected. Can not everyone play that role? Not dictators or those who are not worthy of being offended. They are "losers". For this table, "big son" or "party master" will first take the napkin. Everyone respects this man.
Someone told me that the world would join me
I'm not the sharpest tool in the warehouse
She looked at him with her fingers and my thumb
It has a form of "L" on its forehead
So, with the arrival of the year, they will not stop coming
Take me to the rules and I go to the ground
I am not saying that I did not live for fun
Your brain will be smart, but your mind will be a dam
I have to see too many things
What's the problem
I do not know you will not go
If you do not glow, it will not light up
Hey, now you are all-star, play your game
Hey, now you are a rock star, get a show and pay the price
All the glory is money
The only star broke the form
It's a cool place, they say it gets colder
They are tied and waiting for the old
But the meteor man is not the same
Judgment through the cave of satellite photo
Our skating ice is thin
The water is warm, so I can swim
My world explodes you?
So i like it, i will not feel bored.
Hey, now you are all-star, play your game
Hey, now you are a rock star, get a show and pay the price
All the glory is money
The only star broke the form
Hey, now you are all-star, play your game
Hey, now you are a rock star, get a show and pay the price
All the glory is money
The only star broke the form
I have asked, I made some changes to the gas
I have to leave this place
I said yes, what kind of concept
I can use my own fuel
We can change a little bit
So, with the arrival of the year, they will not stop coming
Take me to the rules and I go to the ground
I am not saying that I did not live for fun
Your brain will be smart, but your mind will be a dam
I have to see too many things
What's the problem
I do not know you will not go
If you do not glow, it will not light up
Hey, now you are all-star, play your game
Hey, now you are a rock star, get a show and pay the price
All the glory is money
The only star broke the form
All the glory is money
The only star broke the form
This is a simple one! (E, e)
This is a simple one! what did he say
This is a simple one! (Oh yes yes yeeeah)
This is a simple one! (Hey i'm in this shit!
This is a simple one! (Oh, do not forget your boy angel!)
This is a simple one! (This is Nutshack!)
This is a simple one! (This is Nutshack!)
This is a simple one! (This is Nutshack ...)
This is a simple one! (Hello there!)
This is a simple one! (This hit!)
This is a simple one! (impressive!)
This is a simple one!
"Sco" of Phil, PI of Jack
Horaisio and Horat wake up!
Titodick, "Dick Man", baby!
He teaches Phil, love the woman
Jack is cool, he's lazy, he's still learning '
Other cherry pie, he was a virgin
Know cheetah, a week of freaks ah!
Phil's house servant, Jack wants to keep her
But it did not happen!
Like a suitable person
Hold it, I will trigger it and inhale
Breathe the breathing mask into my lungs
I have grapes
This is a simple one! (E, e)
This is a simple one! what did he say
This is a simple one! (Oh yes yes yeeeah)
This is a simple one! (Hey i'm in this shit!
This is a simple one! (Oh, do not forget your boy angel!)
This is a simple one! (This is Nutshack!)
This is a simple one! (This is Nutshack!)
This is a simple one! (This is Nutshack ...)
This is a simple one! (Hello there!)
This is a simple one! (This hit!)
This is a simple one! (impressive!)
This is a simple one!
This is a simple one!
This is a simple one!
This is a simple one!
This is a simple one!Final Words[]
Everything disappears like a breath on the mirror, and everything you have vanished is gone. Whenever he comes, Dr. and I are always there. But the times have changed, and I have to do that We are all human beings in life, that's good. As long as you remember all the people you used before, you had to move. I will not forget this party. Somehow i swear I always remember about my doctor
Wise words from the 11th doctor as he regenerated, and one of the final things I'll leave you with. For I too must change and leave behind the me of the past. ERB wiki, this is goodbye.
Of course I cannot leave that abruptly, I still must say that I might not be gone forever. If ERB comes back then I will lurk on this wiki for news and maybe pop in chat to say hi, but that's only if they come back. I see no reason for me to stay on this wiki otherwise. And I will still keep in contact with some of you, but not through the wiki, I'll still talk to Jose through twitter, and Icey and Killer through Skype (which is a good place to find me if you want to contact me). But for the rest of you that never knew me or saw me as filler or something, this is goodbye.
See you space cowboys. -Jordan A.K.A SANTORYU99