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You’ve been friends with Bob and Samis.

But now you’re targeted for Raps like Dis.

And Samis doesn’t have a girlfriend,

Sorry he’s a Bitch, bro. But ‘tis his end.

Stop fuckin’ cursing and actually learn to speak.

Quit with “rape”; as that’s all you get a week.

You can’t act like a dick, ‘less you got one.

You beat people up. ‘Cuz they made fun

Of your no-sized penis and baby sized brain.

Crush you down so all you’ll be is a stain.

I heard you hate Bronies, why the hate?

Are you mad ‘cuz they’re better peeps, mate.

Go back and grab your Asian, and Buda Jett.

Now get and fuck your “Horse.” Go on, gett.

The request:[]

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List of Patts' Dis Raps
Season 1

WhiskerfishyStWeavile6Laboratory TuxedoFour4AwesomeGamerTboneMs. GreeneMaxKonnor

Season 2

CodyDevilishmind of funTbone IIParoTheseShamar, Rashee, and ChrisKonnor IIJasperScottJordanAlexDaniel, Luke and Juliet

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