Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to this battle in the 2nd Official Wiki Rap Tournament. In this battle, we have NightHawk9001 going against me, MrAwesome300. Enjoy the battle and vote when the battle is officially over. Thanks.
NIGHTHAWK9001 VS. MRAWESOME300
Verse 1- MrAwesome300[]
I've been preparing for this battle, loading verbal attacks!
You're just as slimy and dirty as Jordan Sanchez, Max!
Really? Sided between Sierra and a princess in flames?
Don't think you can hurt me like your little wiki game.
Like Captain Falcon would always say, "Show me your moves!"
Sure you're fit for power? Your demotion records really prove.
This isn't wiki chat now, don't try a kick or ban.
This time, don't bitch to me about your secret crush, Tesla Man.
Verse 2- NightHawk9001[]
MrAwesome? More like MrAwful
Making 300 terrible raps and you still rap worse than a waffle
You're like the 2ndcoming(11) of CazaZach
Shazam is back, and I'm taking you out in a single hack
Saying you could ever beat someone sounds more like a fiction fable
I'll leave your main account crippled since your sockpuppets got disabled
I'm giving you scars like the Joker since shit got so serious
Why do you keep making your no-skill battles? The answer's pretty...Super mysterious
Verse 3- MrAwesome300[]
Like talking to ParoThese, those lines were misery.
This wiki should be renamed "Epic Rap Battles of You're History."
Joker? Yes, the king of raps that makes funny turn to rhyme.
Maybe you should start correcting all your lyrical crimes.
STOC stole your idea? You knew it would be crap already.
You should have your own cartoon: Ed, Edd, n Mr. Unsteady.
You think all of those links can make your ass win?
No way. Resume reading your fanfics of Jake x Finn.
Verse 4- NightHawk9001[]
Santa Christ, Jordan! Fifth of july passed!
I don't need flaming comments just to fire this butler's ass
Don't get mad about your defeat because we know it's a pisser
But listen up Mister, I'm a lyrical disser
Even my wife could beat you, so don't talk shit, kid
I'll remind you of these losses and leave you feeling nostalgic
I'm on the path to victory and I don't need directions
So just sit this tournament out in the losers' section