So, here we have a user battle between Wiki users Loygansono55 and JPhil2.0. May the best rapper win! :)
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
LOYGANSONO55!
VERSUS!
JPHIL2.0!
BEGIN!
Loygansono55[]
You came looking for an easy defeat, well that can be arranged,
A guy whose only edits come from snazzing up his user page,
Cannot hope to come close to winning against this prodigy,
I'll leave your vulcan vagina bleeding without an apology,
And stain your shirt red, indicating that you'll be next to go,
JPhil2.0, you've got no chance against Loygansono,
So when you begged for an opponent, you just asked for your demise,
I'll crush your dream of victory and then destroy your Enterprise!
JPhil2.0[]
This is indeed a battle most anticipated,
Your lyrical opression has just about dissipated!
Vulcan blood is green, you know, and it runs very thick,
You? A prodigy? You're a stuck-up Scottish prick!
My victory is guaranteed, I've got photon torpedoes!
For God sakes man learn to control your Libido,
I'm unbeatable! You can call me the Kobiyashi Maru,
This battle, I've already won, I bid you adieu!
Loygansono55[]
I know you can't keep up, and I can see you're in distress,
You're a mess! But I can rap with even more flow than Loch Ness,
Do you even know what you're doing? I had to correct your spelling,
As I read your verse, I just can't help it, someone stop the LOLing,
All you know is how to code, you might as well just hit the road,
Maybe if I cared about this match, I would enter serious mode,
Go back to being a nobody user that nobody gives a fuck about,
The votes will say "Loygansono - 55, JPhil2.0 - nowt"!
JPhil2.0[]
Is your Kilt on too tight? Or did ya forget to eat your Haggis?
I'm struggling? Well you're definately a Faggot!
I'm a nobody user, you can't be serious,
Indeed you're an ass but I guess you're also delirious!
Step up your game Barry! Before you get shot in the back,
You stand no chance against my phaser attack!
Captains log: I've won this rap, Easily!
But I must say Loygan's stupidity indeed pleases me!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE?!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!