As I am attempting to make it into the next tournament, here is my audition, enjoy :)
Attention, every user on this ERB Wiki,
I tried to make this simple, but it's gonna get tricky,
My rap skills'll inflate, dilate, you'll gyrate,
When you hear what I'm capable of, you're gonna feel violate-d,
So just give me a chance, and this should turn out alright,
Otherwise you're sure to find yourself in a right plight!
That's all, please leave a comment saying what you think, and I hope you guys enjoy it :)