Kefka Palazzo (Loygansono55) VS Colonel Mael Radec (Dragonsblood23) - Doomsday Tourney

In this battle of Four4's Doomsday Tourney, we have Kefka Palazzo, played by Loygansono55, vs Colonel Mael Radec, played by Dragonsblood23.

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KEFKA PALAZZO!

VERSUS!

MAEL RADEC!

BEGIN!

Welcome to the Killzone, Radec, this is going to be hilarious,

I'll have you Dancing Mad with my sadistic spells, so nefarious,

You merely achieved a Colonel rank, while I ascended to Godhood,

I've certainly slaughtered way more people than you ever could,

Hahahahaha! You make me laugh with you guns and stupid mask,

Defeating this final boss is going to be no easy task,

You were in Playstation All-Stars? Well I was in Dissidia,

I'll knock you back two Final Fantasies all the way to Mysidia!

You claim to be Godhood, but you're really a gay joker,

To me, this isn't a battle, it's just a game of poker,

I have the Helghan Empire that covers a planet,

Your spells are pointless to me, so please just can it,

After I defeat your weak army, I'll use the slave crown to show Terra Branford my fire,

Your Gestahlain Empire is down, and leads another victory to the Helghan Empire!

Let's see you climb my tower just to receive a crushing defeat, Mr. Military,

I'll zap your ass with Thunder, Lickity-Split, you dare oppose me?

Smite you with a Meteor, and then a Light of Judgement, learn your place,

At least I'm brave enough to let my victims see my face,

You're too funny, seriously, you crack me up, I'm dying,

Thinking you could defeat me, now you're going to die trying,

You can't even smash Sackboy, I'll destroy everything, leave no-one alive,

Because of this apocalypse that I'll effortlessly contrive!

Kefka, please, you think you can harm me? I'm a colonel of class,

You are only famous because of your gay-ass laugh!

I'm in shock, you're a ruler? To me you're a disgrace,

I would say you're the main villain, but Sephiroth took your place,

Nobody plays Final Fantasy VI cause they are busy playing Killzone 2,

Hell, even Sir Daniel Fortesque was even a better rival to me then you,

While my life had ended, at least it was mysterious,

Because I'm pretty sure with your outfit, nobody can take you serious,

I got my VC8 shotgun pistol to end your Final Fantasy,

Now if you excuse me, I got real work with the Autarch at Pyrrhus City!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

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