EPIC USER RAP BATTLES OF WIKISTRY!
LAKUITABRO01
VS
MR. COMBAT EVOLVED
BEGIN!
Lakuita:
CONGRATULATIONS! Your first user battle where your ass will get beat,
at the end of this battle, you'll crying to your momma in total defeat!
you're devolving! I see your bad spelling becoming a troll Conduct-or,
you're a noob to this wiki, let me be your rapping instructor,
I'm like a monk, I'm passive but in battle you should start running,
you're gonna fall down to the bottom ranks, my raps are stunning,
now listen Mister, wait, you have a Mister in your name but no balls,
I'mma now trap you in this terror filled Tornado of Thrall!
Mr. Combat Evolved:
Lakuitabro, be prepard, to meet your doom
for i am new in the hood, understood? Dont asume
this will be easy, im a challenge, you're just a downy
For the people on the wiki, call you just a cocky brony
I aint a troll, im a man, facing you here for the fight
so be prepared for defeat, I'll kick your ass tonight
First strike, fatal damage, i am running on destruction
To make it clear on the wiki, this was my own introduction
Lakuita:
Did I say you were a troll? I said I saw you becoming one,
you just got here, I pretty much just already won!
You're such a little kid if you think you can beat me,
you rhyme Downy with Brony, close enough, but please,
I'm just going easy on you, I'm not showing my rage
you type like a nine-year old, you're underage,
it's like a Fusion of Samis and Tboner, don't ya'll agree?
so get out! Ya got trouble if you don't flee,
you're like a Devil, an annoying little sockpuppeting prick,
you just got your ass handed to you, SUCK MEAT'S DICK!
Mr. Combat Evolved:
Stop talking troll stuff, it's nothing but shit
Got no idea what youre all talkin', so please quit with it
You lack of skill, clever rhymes and got nothing to beat me with
See how all my rhymes fit, I'm a hit, Down the pit
You will be, in the end, the one has lost
Calling me a troll's a line you should never have crossed
Feel my wrath, im the boss, im the best MC
You got beaten by the new guy known as Mr CE.
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
not
EPIC USER BATTLES OF WIKISTRY!