GREETINGS, HUMANS! 'TIS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF COOL STUFF FOR YOU! FELLOW USER LAKUITABRO01.2 HAS BEEN HARD AT WORK TO CREATE BATTLES FOR YOU ALL! TODAY HE HAS CONTACTED ME ON MY UNDERNET ACCOUNT WITH INFORMATION REGARDING HIS SEASON TWO! HE ALSO SAID THAT HE IS HAVING SERIOUS TROUBLE WRITING A THIRD VERSE FOR EACH COMBATANTS, OR AT LEAST SOME PEOPLE IN THEIR GROUPS. EITHER WAY, POOR GUY IS WORKING HIS BUTT OFF TO APPEASE YOU ALL! HE EXPECTS TO BE ABLE TO GET THE SEASON FINAL OUT IN EARLY DECEMBER AT EARLIEST! BUT NOT THE 15TH, HE HAS SOME PLANS FOR THAT TIME ANYWAYS.
AND OH BOY! HE HAS A LOT OF STUFF FOR THIS SEASON! IT'S ALMOST TWICE AS LONG AS THE FIRST SEASON! AND I'M FORCED TO READ ALL OF THIS FOR HIM? WHO CARES? I HAVE FUN. IT APPEARS THAT THE FIRST BATTLE ON THIS LIST IS WARIO VS SHADOW- OH, I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SPOIL IT! OH DARN! WELL, HE SAID HE DIDN'T DO A GOOD JOB OF HIDING IT ANYWAYS! THE NEXT BATTLE SEEMS TO BE A FIGHT BETWEEN... WHAT THE HECK? SHE IS FROM AN ANIME, 3D, I DUNNO WHAT IT IS! NOT A VIDEO GAME! OH WAIT, NO, SHE'S APPEARING IN A GAME COMING OUT SOON SO IT'S COOL I GUESS. HER OPPONENT IS APPARENTLY THAT ONE GUY... YOU KNOW, THAT ONE GAME WHERE THE ANNOUNCER SCREAMS "YOU DIED" AT YOUR OPPONENT WHEN THEY DID THAT? IT'S A COOL GAME.
THE NEXT BATTLE IS ONE BETWEEN HOODED FIGURES. HE'S ALREADY CONFIRMED THE "REST IN PEACE" GUY BUT IT SEEMS YOU'RE ALL TOO LAZY TO LOOK UP THE SYNONYMS OF DISREGARDED ON GOOGLE.
UP NEXT IS A GIRL FOND OF HER HAIR, BUT NOT RELATED IN ANYWAY TO THE SECOND BATTLE. SHE WAS GIVEN TO A SMALL COMPANY AT CAPCOM, I SUPPOSE, AND NOW SHE'S A CONTENDER IN A SMASH BALLOT- WAIT, IS THAT A TIGER?
OH BOY! THIS IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE MATCH! HE'S EXTENDING HIS REACH OUT MORE! OH HOW I CAN BE LIKE THESE TWO! FIGHTING FOR THEIR RETRIBUTION!
MAY I TAKE A MOMENT TO SAY THAT I RESPECT THIS GUY FOR WHAT HE DOES FOR THIS COUNTRY! EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT A PART OF IT... ANYWAYS, IT SEEMS HE'S FIGHTING WHAT CR1TIKAL DESCRIBED SMITHY AS IN HIS "BELIEVE IN SANTA" VIDEO... MAN I LOVE THAT GUY!
WARRIORS OF LIGHT, EH? DISNEY, RELEASE THAT GAME ALREADY! AND NINTENDO, I BETTER NOT BE WAITING ANOTHER FEW DECADES!
AH! THIS NEXT MATCH IS- WHAT THE HECK?! ME?!
I KNOW I'M A DREAM BOAT BUT STILL! ASK FOR MY PERMISSION FIRST! WHAT AM I EVEN FACING? IT'S A JAWLESS VERSION OF ME! WITH ONLY ONE EYE! WHATEVER, I CAN HANDLE HIM. NOW, FOR THE NEXT MATCH, IT LOOKS LIKE THE GUY WHO LOST TO ELF BOY ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS IS GOING AGAINST SOMEONE ORIGINAL FOR ONCE! BOTH HAVE SPIKY HAIR! BOTH SEEM WIMPY BUT ARE VERY STRONG LOOKING! BOTH HAVE GIANT, HEAVY SWORDS! ALPHYS WOULD PROBABLY FANGASM OVER THEM ONLY IF THEY WEREN'T SO NON EXPRESSIVE IN PERSONALITY!
OH I LOVE THE SMELL OF CHRISTMAS THINGS! WAIT, NO, IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS! IT'S JUST ANOTHER HOLIDAY- WAIT, NO, IT'S A VERY "AMERICA" SEEMING BATTLE. NO, IT'S JUST A FUTURISTIC BATTLE. FULL OF GUNS! OHOHO!
THIS SEEMS TO BE THE LAST BATTLE HE GAVE ME! FORGET WHAT I SAID ABOUT "ALMOST HALF AS LONG AS THE FIRST SEASON". YES, THIS ONE IS ABOUT PAINT! WEAK CONNECTION BUT IF YOU'VE PLAYED A SUNNY GAME, YOU'D UNDERSTAND WHY!
THAT IS ALL, FRIENDS! THIS IS THE GREAT PAPYRUS, SIGNING OFF- WAIT!
HE HAS LEFT CLUES FOR HIS FINAL! OH BOY! THE ONLY THINK I CAN SAY IS THAT IT'S GOING TO BE EPIC! JUST LIFE THE TITLE OF THIS SERIES!
THIS IS THE GREAT PAPYRUS, ACTUALLY SIGNING OFF THIS TIME! GOODBYE, FRIENDS! NYEHEHEH!!!