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Intro[]

JOSH'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!!!!!

JAMES WILKONS BOOTH

VS

DEADPOOL!

BEGIN!

JWB[]

so another fool wishes to fight against me,

might as well i will add it as my second assaination victory,

oh wait your an assasain too? well you could've had me fooled,

i mean seariously is making innapropriate jokes all you do?,

i got class with pistol in hand.

you are the dumbest creation marvel ever had,

your movies were good i'll give you that,

but your appearence in x-men origns that was really bad,

your chimicangas can be destroyed for all i care,

go back to humping that unicorn under the stairs,

DP[]

Oh sorry were you talking to me?,

i couldn't hear cause  i was counting my movie money,

i do damage with my kitanas and my guns will put you to an end,

you can't beat what you can't predict it's the laws of physics i bend,

it took so long to kill you i can't imagine why,

go ahead with you next verse i will teleport on by,

the merc with the mouth that's me always getting laid,

i will  end right now if try to stop ryan reynolds from getting paid,

do all you want i'll just reheal or grow one of my limbs back,

you killed a real nice president what's up with that?,

JWB[]

well i know you know your fictional and your fourth wall can go to hell,

but when i shoot you in the head you won't be feeling well,

call domino's for a pizza for she likes what i'm packing,

cause thanks to your cancer it's a dick your lacking,

weseal said it best you look like freddy krueger,

your a comic mash up and your a jackass who couldn't be more ruder,

got the eyes of spiderman and and snake eye's weapons,

your a deathstroke ripoff with wolverine's powers what was marvel thinking would happen?,

your the most cliche cosplay at comic con,

but your really annoying man the  list goes on and on

DP[]

shut up! and take my bullet up your ass,

i will take that time machine owned by my friend cable and kill you in the past,

who cares if i'm a ripoff atleast i'm popular dude,

and i will just stand here in the nude,

i'm a badass plain and simple the ultimate combo,

but if you wanna fight let's mombo,

speaking of pizza it's dinner time bom appeitit,

ha fooled you i poisoned it with cyanide,

to put it simply your gonna die,

so i will just be going now yeah bye,

Outro[]

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

JOSH"S  *LOGO GET"S SHOT* EPIC *GET"S SLICE* RAP BATTLES....

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