Hey Wiki, it's me again with another great battle. This one features former president, Ronald Reagan vs. the Sith Lord antagonist from the Star Wars Universe, Emperor Palpatine (Darth Sidious). Special Thanks to my friend Alexis for writing Reagan's lines, Lets go!
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Announcer: (0:11 - 0:20)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!
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BEGIN!
Tear down your wall! Mr. President, there's no stopping me.
It's a Sith Lord verses a dead GOP!
You'll soon feel the force of this operational battle station!
Now let's see if you'll lead a successful lyrical operation.
You were shot twice, once being a pussy!
Next time when you're threatened don't be so pushy!
I will strike you down, or you'll turn to the Dark Side,
search your feelings, I believe you're truly dark inside!
Now listen here Palpatine, you know I have this fight.
A people free to choose, may choose peace all right!
But now you have me in this, you've left me no other option.
I can win elections and this battle alike, so take caution.
I won the highest electoral votes in all of presidential history.
What makes you think you can defeat me is to me a mystery!
With all your Sith doings, I'll never join your side.
I'd rather give an executive order, to be defied!
If you will not join the Dark Side, you will die.
Like your reign over America, this is a sad try.
You should choose your side wisely, much like your political views.
I can tell your acting, just from the course of action you use.
After this battle you'll need a Day of Mourning.
Your nation will fall, and they'll look to Gorbachev's Homeboy.
You rebel scum! You stood no chance against me,
the Emperor of the entire Galaxy!
What gives you the idea you can end my life so fast?
I survived assassination, you know you can't surpass
This great former president, I'm Ronald fucking Reagan.
All you are, Darth SIDIOT, is wrinkled and misshapen.
Despite your comments, I do what's best for this nation,
Laser guided missles kicking your ass, that's what I'm sayin'!
If you're just a whiny liberal, then so be it.
Now it's morning in America, and I'm outta here to see it.
Announcer: (1:46 - 1:55)
WHO WON?
WHOS NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!
Season 1 | Goku vs. Superman • Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler part III • Harry Potter vs. Harry Houdini • Yoda vs. Confucius • Walt Disney vs. Matt Groening |
Season 2 | Tiny Tim (Patts9009) vs. Ralphie (JPhil2.0) • Jean Luc Picard vs. Captain Jack Sparrow • Tony Stark vs. Henry Ford • Emperor Palpatine vs. Ronald Reagan |
Season 3 (reboot) | Mary Shelley vs. J.K. Rowling |