| Norm of the North vs. Cool Cat is my friend and he's a friend to you Cool Cat really loves me and he loooooves you toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo | |
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| Release date | Was supposed to be April 1st, but since you all have access to Amino, you get it for free |
| Number | -1 |
| Timeline | |
| Previous | Creation |
| Next | The Navy Seal Copypasta |
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| Actors | Benedict Cumberbucket Rob Liefeld This one guy I met down the street who I decided to involve for some reason Obama's last name |
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| Location(s) | Arctic Some picture I found off the web The sky Some dark yellow-green sky Noah's Zoroark named Zorro |
Behold a thing I was suggested to create. We now have the big one. The stupidest thing ever to be conceived. Norm, that polar bear guy, facing off against none other than Cool Cat in a battle of silly animal friends.
Cast[]
Food Boy as Norm of the North
Chris Carbery as Cool Cat
LilDeuceDeuce as everyone else who appears in this whole thing
The sign of what is life[]
Norm of the North
I thought I was going to fight Bubsy. Oh well, I’ll just Shake it Off
I have better ratings than Sausage Party and Mall Cop
You’re just a sensitive depressing furry
Who doesn’t know how to embrace a flurry
I’m a special kind of bear, you’re a dead meme at this point
Put all your dreamland in the bag ‘cause I’mma rock dis joint boi!
You’re nothing but a crackerjack whose name is graham
I may be panned, but I’ll hit you with a pan
Cool Cat
My daddy says what goes around comes around
I’ll beat you to and fro, so follow my rainbow!
I’ve stopped the concept of bullying while you Dodged Digits
Trolley the Trout makes another friend. So me? NO! :(
I’m surfing the web and I see that you’re hated by folks
More so than Where the Dead Go to Die. I hope
In a way you may complete me
I never take lessons? You never banged that one guy!
Norm of the North
Don’t let me sing, you freakin’ gay fuck, I’m the good guy
I destroyed the 1% while you tried to make a kid cry
You think you’re tough with your stuff and your Coke?
Well Coke Coke Coke Coke Coke Coke Coke!
I just said Coke eight dang times!
Raps so good to f--you, they don’t need to rhyme
You’re a damn Collision Course
As my knife has a talk with your little penis
Cool Cat
People laugh to death because of your shits *explosion* *orgasm*
I Hate Everything about you!
Why do I love you?
You’re so bad, the people know you’re rotten!
???
Did somebody say Rotten?
O'Hare
Let this stupid meme die!
I’ll make sure you damn dirty animals cry
As I take your bitches and fuck them simultaneously
Because I’m part echidna, and they have four penises!
Cuck.
Hexxus or some shit, IDK
Brimstone is my element, so I’ll spray Toxic Love of your jeans
And Norm, it was truly I who melted the ice cap of your sheets
That orangutan from El Arca who may or may not be gay
You’re all rotten tomatoes throwing people at the screen
While I go save the arc, say hello to Mr. Clean!
Okay, what the fuck even was that?
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