Look, I know, I know. "Don't post so many battles so quickly, ILT." Look, I just wanna get this season done. OK?
Me and Mortal5075 will be doing the same battle (Cereal vs Serial) in a competiton to see who is more trending. Cereal vs Serial. Season Finale. Let's GO.
ILT's AMAZING RAP BATTLES!
SERIAL KILLERS
VS!
CEREAL MASCOTTTTS!
BEGIN!
Peter Manuel:
Time for The Beast of Birkenshaw to show these mascots who’s boss
Three high-looking characters are in for a loss
We are serial killers! We kill, it’s what we do best
Now let me give the mic to my man, Pedro Lopez
Pedro Lopez:
Time to for me to shot at this, I like bullets anyway
Your Captain Crunch is terrible, I’m surprised people actually pay!
I’ve murdered over 300 girls, all you did was make me gag
Your cereal is so bad—you know what, next killer go, I pass
Luis Garavito:
The fact that YOU want to fight us just makes me pissed
That’s it, you’re all on my “To kill next” list
We’re slaying this battle, and we’re killin’ the mic
You killed you with bars in this battle, give up this fight
Captain Crunch:
Ahoy there mateys, the name’s Cap’n Crunch!
I’m bad? Well you were the worst of the bunch!
I’m surprised you’re not dead, but locked up with a hunch!
Tell all your cellmates you were beat by the Crunch!
Lucky the Leprechaun:
Hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers, and blue moons!
You got weapons, please. I’ll pop you like red balloons.
Lucky’s the name, I’ll beat you faster than kids eat the marshmallows
Now prepare the meet the final one of the cereal fellows
Buzz:
You could never beat me, the cereal mascot master
with my honey nut raps, you’ll end up in disaster
Because why are you suffering? It must be the honey
I’ve made the most money, your attempts at rapping is plain funny
Peter & Pedro:
Your raps are soggy and have terrible taste
You can just buy a bag of marshmallows, buying Lucky Charms is a waste
Luis Garavito:
Comparing cereal to serial is just a plain terrible choice
because breakfast is over, and us three will rejoice!
Cap’n Crunch and Lucky:
Are you still continuing? Your raps are very stale
with my magical charms, I will definitely prevail!
Buzz:
Because cereal takes the win, as it did at the start
You are just disgraces, we are worldwide art!
WHO WON?
WHO's NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
ILT's AMAZING RAP BATTLES!
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William the Conqueror vs Charles The Great • John Locke vs John Adams • Professor Layton vs Sherlock Holmes • Edward Cullen vs Dracula • Nelson Mandela vs. Leonidas • Nickelodeon vs Cartoon Network • Tommy Pickles vs Jack-Jack Parr • Mel Blanc vs Tara Strong • Johnny Cash vs Taylor Swift • The Joker vs Ronald McDonald • Presidential Debate! • Dora vs Indiana Jones • Rebecca Black vs Jason • Neo vs Scott Pilgrim • Cereal vs Serial | |
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