Once upon a time, in a galaxy far far away, a battle took place...
And I bet it was better than most of the intros that Drak can come up with. So ye, welcome back to another CvH bout and boy, oh boy, aren't we close enough to finish S2. The tears already start to come, just saying.
This match-up was supposed to come early, but due to the fact that I was caught up with the work and also some personal stuff, it got delayed. But thank God it is here and you can enjoy it. This battle's obviously a tribute to the Solo movie, which was a disaster, and was guessed by none other than the Sherlock Holmes of the wiki, Damon.
Also, I wanted to use some Cowboy Bebop, because both the series and the movie were amazing. So far, since my return from February, I've only used four anime characters, including Spike. But who knows, maybe more will come.
We also have a guest for this battle and that's my close friend, Legion, who was writing for Spike Spiegel. Sadly he doesn't have a template box anymore, but you can check some of his work from his blog section. He's indeed a good writer that deserves more attention.
And now the credits! I wanna say HUGE thanks to Leandro for doing the cover, the title cards and the endslate and HUGE thanks to Night for doing the proofreading.
Smuggler and pilot from the Star Wars franchise, Han Solo, and main protagonist of the Japanese animated series, Cowboy Bebop, Spike Spiegle, battle against each other to see which rebellious space traveling gunslinger will come on top.
Han Solo Background: In front of the Millenium Falcon
Spike Spiegle Background: Callisto
Beat: Fast Life
Battle[]
BEGIN!
Spike Spiegel[]
(0:22)
Want a piece of this? I got a job to do, kid.
I'll quick take Indiana Jones and the Incestual Kink.
Bebop is on top of your corrugated pile of rubble
Hardly the first bounty hunter to have you troubled
So why not call on your whiny brother-in-law
You couldn't Force character through that stubbled jaw
You're tired, old man. You got aged and bored.
The Blade Runner who couldn't play around a sword.
Or shoot straight. Let action speak with a pistol up.
I blitz through syndicates, you were played by Kanjiklub
Tried to force an origin to fall with half a swarm
Think you're hot stuff, but after Hoth you seem Lucaswarm.
Han Solo[]
(0:55)
Easy with that start. Han shoots first with his words
Gonna clip the wings of this slothful Swimming Bird
You'll look like a Fallen Angel killed by my bars
Won't go far, you'll be sent to the stars back to Mars
No need for the Alliance, for now Han goes Solo
Can't Hope for a victory, you'll get C3P-Owned though
You're a broccoli-haired goon haunted by his memories
A more delusional punk than my own son could ever be
Just like a Falcon, I keep my style casual, yet fly
You're a Stray Dog with less intelligence than Ein
That Vicious past makes you see Red thanks to your fake eye
Your sleight-of-hand's no match in this game of Corellian, Spike.
Spike Spiegel[]
(1:28)
Couldn't smuggle in something better for my time?
That was barely a start for me - red in the eyes.
Or you just haven't been laid in twelve parsecs?
Wanna be my Valentine? You'll be sure to pay for it
Play you some blues, while you're chained like your lover
So go back to casting glances at Donald Glover
This toddler's wasting his time hugging his furry toy.
I don't want to see you later, Space Cowboy.
Han Solo[]
(1:49)
I amaze even myself with my shooting, ask Greedo
So pack up your crew and Kessel Run-away from me, bro
I left Spiegel without a breath, take a cigarette dose
Have a Ballad composed for your Death along with a black rose
End this Sheriff Woody faster, for he met his Master
Ancient weapons like a Jericho are no match for my blaster
You can Chewie these nuts as I take your messed-up gang
Like your mentor, Mao, your rap loss went out with a bang.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
EPIC RAP BATTLES: CART-
Spike: See you later...
(The logo gets shot by Spiegel.)
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