The iTunes cover
Hello, and welcome to another character battle, just like the one I had against Tbone. This time, I am battling as Robin Hood, against L4S, who is Zorro.
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Zorro!
VS!
Robin Hood!!!
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Robin-
You have no chance of beating me, stupid Zorro
I will batter you til you bleed, knock you to tomorrow
You bitch! I am the master archer, the legend of green
Nobody knows who you are, but my story is pristine!
You prance around with a flimsy sword, I'll shoot you with my bow
Because, Zorro, you don't want to make R.Hood as a foe!
I am an absolute legend, like I said, so do you want to know the truth?
I might be wearing Lincoln green but this time I'm John Wilkes Booth!
Zorro-
The name's Diego, but maybe you can call me Zorro
I ride my tornado all the way to Mexico
I'm California's local hero, you're an English piece of crap
Fox his maid so hard but couldn't get himself to fap
I play games with bounty hunters while you're banged by merrymen
Beat Ramon's ass, while you got locked up in a lions den
You're so weird, why, you face me in a fancy outfit
The Sherrif's ass is the only thing that you can outwit
Hood-
And the award for the verse with the most sense goes to you
I'm suprised you didn't do the flamenco, and sing A Boy Called Sue!
You freak! Are you retarded? Because we need sane people in this battle
But what do you expect from a loner kid brought up by a bunch of cattle!
I can aim a bow better than you can drop a turd, you moronic imbecile, man!
I'll crash you like a PC, sell you for millions, sitting on a Windows sill, man!
"maybe you can call me Zorro?" I was calling you that, if you fail to recall
I'm famous, reclaim your shames, because nobody has heard of you at all!
Zorro-
Calm down, you gypsy rascal, I ain't done with you yet!
My advice: Stop your shit, stealing is really bad
I have seen your feats lately, boy, they're awfully lame
And I see that you got famous from a kiddy video game
You're only cool while Little Johnny is right there by your side
Without him you skeddadle to the jungle and hide
I'll shove my sword up to your greasy, hairy, licey butt
I'm a fictional pride of history, you're just a stinky wild mutt!
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Who Won?
Robin Hood (Dexter)
Zorro (Left 4 Speed)