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CAST

Mary Gutfleisch as Misaki Ayuzawa

Walter Downing as Shaquille O' Neal

CAMEOS

Nice Peter as Takumi Usui

??? as Shouichi Yukimura

??? as Kobe Bryant

??? as Seika High Students

??? as Los Angeles Lakers players

CREDITS

Lyrics: DamasterW

Cover: Stofferex



Misaki Ayuzawa:

Right now, better watch your back, Shaq

'Cause you are gonna get hacked, Shaq

I led the Seika student body

You're free throws are shoddy

58 % season average, really

How did you manage to get bad at free throws?

I'm not unnerved by your "Black Tornado"

I'm pretty and tough like a thorny rose

(Hi-yah!) Ain't no one who can step to the Demon Prez

(Hi-yah!) 'Cause if you do, you'll be more than a bloody mess

(Hi-yah!) If you really wanna touch this maid

(Hi-yah!) Come to me, but leave Kobe and Wade

This battle is Shaq vs me

Resulting in my victory

Your biological really didn't bother

So why don't you go home to your mother

Shaquille O' Neal:

You may be a maid, but you're about to get served

I'll own you faster than you did those two pervs

I can outdo Usui when it comes to rejections

It seems your hatred for men must have been an unhealthy obsession

Yes, I am the big Aristotle

And I'm about to go full throttle

Doctor Shaq's class is now in session

Right now I'm 'bout to teach you a lesson

Valedictorian but you'll fail my class

Cause I already know how to kick your ass

Put you up on a tree like your friend Hinata

So prepare to become my rap pinata

Listen kid, not all men are like your dad

So quit your nonsense, it'll drive ya mad

Your raps are as weak your VP Yukimura

You'll always be in debt, I'll always have more moolah

If you even try to face Shaq Diesel

Imma put you in your own place, ya weasel

Against me, your puny concil couldn't do a thing

'Cause they're less of a challenge to me than the Kings


Misaki Ayuzawa:

(Changes from maid outfit to Seika school uniform)

Hmph! Compared to the Trio you're a bigger idiot

The only big thing in you is your body, period

Well guess what? I beat anyone big or small

So come at me if you really have the balls

I may look cute from head to toe

But I'm as tough as nails in case you don't know

Now prepare for devastating throws

'Cause I'm about to beat you nice and slow

(Shaq yawning)

I'm an athletic, academic, presidential threat

I just fucked you up without breaking any sweat


Shaquille O' Neal:

(trasnforms to Kazaam)

Come on, is that all you can brag about?

It takes more than your guts to knock me out

Stop whining and Mi-suck it up!

(Misaki with pissed of face)

'Cause I'm watching you swallow your words you pup

That's right, kid, don't act so high and mighty with me

'Cause that's what you get if you mess with an Ed.D.

With 3 rings with the Lakers, 1 with the Heat

That's enough for me to make you taste defeat

'Cause if we were to fight, you are oh so screwed

Your aikido's no good against my Shaq Fu!


WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

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