??? as Katy Perry
Jenna Marbles as Liz Phair
Oh, look what Kitty Purry dragged in
A little washed-up poser longin' for a beatin'
I don't even think you're that Extraordinary
Because to me, you're nothin' but an Avril wannabe
You think you're so Whip-Smart? Bitch Please!
When I Think Of You, I throw up, you skanky sleaze
You think your Dogs of L.A. scare me? You must be mad!
You never grew up with your real mom and dad, how sad!
To step up to me, it takes more than guts
Now I'll hit you in your whitechocolatespacewalnuts
You know Katy, The Man Upstairs had a purpose for you
About telling me I am adopted, yes it's true
But your raps can't break me, I'm a single mom
I'm gonna scald your ass in Hot White Cum
I may be Psycho, yeah, but I still am Sane
I can add up to all your Growing Pains
I'm gonna make you fall off of your Dark Horse
Not even Russell's Fireworks got deep into your core
I'll make your little Teenage Dreams a nightmare
If you ever try to mess with Liz Phair
Ooohh, so much for a rebuttal, Liz Phail
Compared to my career, yours is an epic fail
I'm hot, and you're cold I'm hip and you're old
I'm in and you're out And you'll lose in this bout
So why don't you just go back to your Exile in Guyville
'Cause based on my sources, you've got no skill
Why Can't I breathe whenever I think about you?
'Cause when I'm done with you, you're in serious poo
I can turn your International Smile into a frown
Now choke on a Peacock, you silly ass clown
Your style's so atrocious that it makes me wanna hurl
So why don't you crawl back to California Gurl?
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
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