Nice Peter as Harry Potter
DeStorm Power as LeBron James
EpicLLOYD as Ron Weasley
Ceciley Jenkins as Hermione Granger
Colin J. Sweeney as Rubeus Hagrid
Jordan Peele as Dwyane Wade
Keegan-Michael Key as Chris Bosh
Ray William Johnson as Erik Spoelstra
Cover: Left 4 speed
Well, well, well, if it isn't Harry Potter
Once this match is over you're about to get slaughtered
If someone has to run away, you should be the one
I grew up with a parent, while you grew up with none
Yes you may've lived with the Dursleys but they treated you like crap
If you step up to LBJ, you're just gonna get bitch-slapped
You may have Mastered Death, but you'll never master me
'Cause after this bout, my victory is guaranteed
I'll beat you faster than Bellatrix killed your godfather Sirius
To paraphrase M. Bison, "This is gonna be delicious!"
I can even tell you are not prepared for my dark magic
So expect that once I'm done with you that your fate will be tragic
Your raps don't leave a scratch on me because I have protection
While my raps are so sick you'll surely get an infection
So why don't you apparate from here you pathetic loser
Like you do every 4th quarter on every big game you quitter
Yes I know my time is up but my fans still give me love
So prepare yourself 'cause after this you'll be taken care of
'Cause as of right now you career's going down the drain
If you think you can beat me, you must be insane
My bravery knows no equal, you're just nothing but a coward
That you'll tremble in fear, when I cast my Patronus with full power
Right now, I'm gonna give you a whole lotta dissin'
Fight me or disappear, what is your Decision?
Ha! Those raps didn't even hit my weak spots
My homies here will show a wimp like you who's boss
If you're really that brave, you'd have grown some balls
'Cause in this epic Duel, the winner takes all
I'm a great superstar and a great team leader
While you're the coward, whose unwilling to kill Death Eaters
I'm about to take you and your little friends to school
Especially that sickly crackpot old fool!
NEVER... INSULT... ALBUS DUMBLEDORE... in front of me!
(To Hagrid) It's OK Hagrid, I'll take care of this
I don't even think that what he did was a diss
I'm gonna hand this poser his most epic defeat
A loss worse than the Spurs denying the Heat's three-peat
(To LeBron) Looks like your time is up, what else can I say?
By the way, LeBron, I heard your mom slept with Delonte
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
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