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CAST

Nice Peter as Harry Potter

DeStorm Power as LeBron James

CAMEOS:

EpicLLOYD as Ron Weasley

Ceciley Jenkins as Hermione Granger

Colin J. Sweeney as Rubeus Hagrid

Jordan Peele as Dwyane Wade

Keegan-Michael Key as Chris Bosh

Ray William Johnson as Erik Spoelstra

CREDITS

Lyrics: DamasterW and Left 4 speed

Cover: Left 4 speed



LeBron James:

Well, well, well, if it isn't Harry Potter

Once this match is over you're about to get slaughtered

If someone has to run away, you should be the one

I grew up with a parent, while you grew up with none

Yes you may've lived with the Dursleys but they treated you like crap

If you step up to LBJ, you're just gonna get bitch-slapped

You may have Mastered Death, but you'll never master me

'Cause after this bout, my victory is guaranteed

I'll beat you faster than Bellatrix killed your godfather Sirius

To paraphrase M. Bison, "This is gonna be delicious!"

I can even tell you are not prepared for my dark magic

So expect that once I'm done with you that your fate will be tragic



Harry Potter:

Your raps don't leave a scratch on me because I have protection

While my raps are so sick you'll surely get an infection

So why don't you apparate from here you pathetic loser

Like you do every 4th quarter on every big game you quitter

Yes I know my time is up but my fans still give me love

So prepare yourself 'cause after this you'll be taken care of

'Cause as of right now you career's going down the drain

If you think you can beat me, you must be insane

My bravery knows no equal, you're just nothing but a coward

That you'll tremble in fear, when I cast my Patronus with full power

Right now, I'm gonna give you a whole lotta dissin'

Fight me or disappear, what is your Decision?



LeBron James:

Ha! Those raps didn't even hit my weak spots

My homies here will show a wimp like you who's boss

If you're really that brave, you'd have grown some balls

'Cause in this epic Duel, the winner takes all

I'm a great superstar and a great team leader

While you're the coward, whose unwilling to kill Death Eaters

I'm about to take you and your little friends to school

Especially that sickly crackpot old fool!



Rubeus Hagrid:

NEVER... INSULT... ALBUS DUMBLEDORE... in front of me!



Harry Potter:

(To Hagrid) It's OK Hagrid, I'll take care of this

I don't even think that what he did was a diss

I'm gonna hand this poser his most epic defeat

A loss worse than the Spurs denying the Heat's three-peat

(To LeBron) Looks like your time is up, what else can I say?

By the way, LeBron, I heard your mom slept with Delonte




WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!



EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!

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