LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! WELCOME TO THE EPIC USER RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! HERE WE HAVE CAPTAIN WARRIOR THE COOL USER WHO IS A FAN OF IRON MAN, BATTLING JPHIL2.0 THE COOL USER WHO IS A FAN OF SPOCK! SO LET'S BEGIN!
CW vs JPhil
Beat for this battle ------>
Hip Hop Instrumental (Gangsta Beat)
The announcer:
EPIC!
RAP!
BATTLES!
OF!
HISTORY!
CAPTAIN WARRIOR!
VS!
JPHIL2.0
BEGIN!
Captain Warrior:
You want to battle me Phil, to see who's the better user?
Your profile is so messy, and it's time for me to diss this stupid loser
I've seen your battles Phil, and they pretty much suck
You battling the Captain? You must be out of luck!
Listen up Spock, you can't beat me, especially since my raps are Legendary
You were blocked for adding false information by Tesla. I think it's time for you to leave
Just face it Phil, you shouldn't have joined the ERB wiki in the first place
You made your profile look exactly like Tesla's, you're such a disgrace.
JPhil2.0:
Sit Down Captain! You're talking to Ambassador Spock!
False info.? Ha. Well you're one to talk!
Your rhyme scheme sucks and so does your userpage!
So dead ugly, it looks like you have the Phage!
I'm the Jedi, Timelord, Trekkie who can code you up a storm!
I made this wiki better, you suck up in the fourm!
I'm a disgrace? How'd you get that conclusion?
You becoming a Chat Mod? Merely an illusion!
Captain Warrior:
You made this wiki better? Ha! Not even a little bit
My user page's awesome! This is just about to be it
Why don't you go back to where you came from and get out of my face
Because I won and you lost, just get out of this place.
JPhil2.0:
"Get out of this place?" Ha. You're a Warrior?
A 2 line rhyme scheme, what did I say before you were..
Pulling dead-end raps out of the air.
you think you're iron man, i'll give you the Ultron stare!
I believe you're the one who's lost, you illogical imposter.
Checkmate! Captain, Live Long and Prosper!