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Hello!

I'm Jude and two days ago I became sixteen years old but I was doing an expedition on that day and I just got back and my feet are fucking soooooooooooooooooooore.

Nevertheless the point is, I'm 16 now, which means I can buy the lottery, get a drink a pub so long as it is purchased by an adult along with a meal, join the army, drive an invalid carriage or moped, leave home, get married with my parents' permission, buy a pet, and consent to both heterosexual and homosexual intercourse with someone over 16. So yay! I am so gonna get a turtle.

Also, go wish happy birthday to Sega here.

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