Heyo! I think MrAwesome did this one a while back, so here's my spin on this battle. Kevin McAllister, protagonist of the Home Alone series, battles Ralphie Parker, main character of Christmas Story, to see who's the better Christmas movie kid. Here goes!
Cast[]
If they had kids as them, I have no idea who they'd use, so here it is with adults as the kids.
Nice Peter as Kevin McAllister
EpicLLOYD as Ralphie Parker
The Battle[]
EPICRAPBATTLESOFBTTF!
RALPHIE PARKER!
VS!
KEVIN MCALLISTER!
BEGIN!
Ralphie:[]
Dear Santa, for Christmas I want a Red Ryder BB Gun
And to be left alone from this toddler who doesn't know the meaning of fun
You don't scare me, you're less threatining than Marv and Harry
It's the holiday season, so go home and be merry
I'll call you Ebenezer Scrooge, because you're digging your own grave
I can make you scream more than you did when you put on aftershave
Look, you were big in the 90s until you started doing crack
I triple-dog-dare you to make a decent comeback
Kevin:[]
You're not tough, one growl from Farkus and you're back with your mama
But I can destroy you, call this the Boy in Pink Bunny Pajamas
I survived a week by myself, you couldn't last a day
I'll leave you stuck to a pole and then just walk away
I guess I'll lower myself this one time, to rap with you as equals
But your rapping sucks more than your stupid sequel
I'll break your leg into pieces like the Bumpus' dogs did
Merry Christmas, here's a shotgun. You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Ralphie:[]
Hey Kevin, guess what? Your family hates you and you suck
Threaten me all you want, I honestly don't give a ... fudge
My raps got an A++, meanwhile you'd get an F-
Go home, Charlie Brown, and tell your problems to Linus
Kevin:[]
I beat two full-grown men like they were mice and I was a falcon
Here's a new word for you: Bastardo. It must be Italian
You're a pink nightmare, besides, you're totally deranged
So here's a dollar, go buy your stupid gun *presses button on remote*
Guy in Movie:[]
And keep the change!
HOO ONE?
HOO'S NECKSED!
YOO DASIDE
EEBRODUSBDKFHSNSLDJDOFBTTF!
Poll[]