Don't have much time to describe, here goes!
Note: I wrote this before Peter said no to it. Oh well.
Sir Isaac Newton vs Sheldon Cooper (cover by Piet)
Cast:[]
Nice Peter as Dr. Sheldon Cooper
"Weird Al" Yankovic as Isaac Newton
EpicLLOYD as Leonard Hofstadter (cameo)
Lyrics:[]
EPIDUVYBNCEUBHJEFHISTORY!
SIR ISAAC NEWTON!
VS!
SHELDON COOPER!
BEGIN!
Isaac:[]
Allow me to Enlighten you with Natural Philosophy
I'm here to lyrically flatten this Doogie Howser wannabe
"Today, a simple scientist beat the father of Calculus"
You'll find that was sarcasm, after further analysis
Your theories are flimsy, you don't deserve your Ph.D
You're asexual, apathetic, and you reek of OCD
You're a pitiful physicist, I'm a mathematic wizard
It's time for me to crush this nerd, like 'rock' does to 'lizard'
Sheldon:[]
This is the moment in time when two physicists shall clash
This isn't fiction, it's plain science. I can beat you in a Flash
This battle's destiny, Newton. You could never avoid this
Although, I do somewhat admire how you never had coitus
While you're dumb as a Half, I'm as smart as Two Men
That apple hit you too hard if you think you could win
For shame, from a scientist I'd expect better behavior
My theory is a follows: Isaac Newton is a failure
Isaac:[]
If you make Big Bangs, I cause enormous explosions!
I'm on a roll, I can't be stopped. Read my Third Law of Motion
I'll beat you in all subjects: Math, science, and history
"Isaac Newton is a failure"? That phrase is contradictory!
Sheldon:[]
You look ill, Sir Isaac. Shall I sing to you Soft Kitty?
I'd let you win, but as your'e full aware, I have no pity
Hmm, how can I offend you? I know, the middle finger
Knock, knock, knock, Isaac? (Pause) Bazinga!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
WHERE'S WALDO?
I'VE DECIDED (EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE ABOUT WALDO)
EPICRAPBATTLESOFBTTF!!!!!!!!
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