The first man in space, Yuri Gagarin, battles against the famous moon-lander, Neil Armstrong to see who’s the better astronaut.
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Intro[]
DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES!
YURI GAGARIN!
VS!
NEIL ARMSTRONG!
BEGIN!
Yuri Gagarin (0:30):[]
Let’s go! You’re astro-not gonna survive this battle
I’ll leave you outer space like what you did to that satchel
Not the thickest suit can protect you from the pain I bring
I’ll tear your scrawny ass apart, like that wedding ring
First man in space, got a smile so charming
You shouldn’t be facing me, so go back to do some farming
This is a battle of astronomy, you must’ve misunderstood
With that silver space suit, you should go get a job at Hollywood
I’m Colonel Gagarin; you’d better pay your respect
Or in the end, I’m gonna leave your space-shipwrecked
I’m gonna win this fight, my rhymes go up like a hot air balloon
But your chances of winning, ha! Now that’s once in a blue moon
Neil Armstrong (1:05):[]
Houston, we have a problem here, an alien’s trying to fight
Well, this will be an easy defeat judging from his height
Listen to my command, cause now I am your captain
So stumble back to Soviet Union, Urine Gagarin
I’m a national hero, solving the mysteries of space
While you’re on that balcony with Anna, having some air-third-base
Compared to mine, your whole legacy is a failure
On July 24 1969, I’m on every man’s paper
I’ll leave your face more scarred than that piece of curb does
Now take this fist to your face like my name is Buzz
You can’t find God? Well I’ll send you up to heaven
And after this you’re going to remember Apollo 11
Yuri Gagarin (1:40):[]
Try to rap against me; you’ll be stuck on the moon again
Because I’ll go onto your spaceship and break that space pen
Your rocket just crashed, so here’s one diss of mankind for you
Fact is, no one even knows if the moon landing is true
Neil Armstrong (1:50):[]
After Vostok 1, what have you done with the rest of your life?
Drinking vodka, hurting yourself and cheating on your wife?
This alcoholic, pathetic amateur can’t match my fame
So just step out of the arena and go back on that plane
Outro[]
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES!
Poll[]
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