The ghost of Notch’s brother Herobrine, battles against the ghost of BEN in the Majora’s Mask, to see who’s the better gaming creepypasta.
Intro[]
DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES!
HEROBRINE!
VS!
BEN DROWNNNNNNNNNNED!
BEGIN!
Herobrine (0:50):[]
To /kill and /kick your ass, and that is my task
Send your fairy butt back to Majora’s Mask
Notch’s brother against a foolish kid named Ben
With my dope flow, you know that you’ll be drowned again
Diamond sword, leave you floored, dead and mauled, I’m the lord
I’m like a redstone lamp; your brightest moment is like a torch
You can try to switch to peaceful, but there won’t be peace
For I shall haunt the crap out of you, so you can call yourself Steve
BEN Drowned (1:18):[]
B-E-N’s here so prepare for a rap overload
For this pussy who’s too scared and go on Creative Mode
You’re a fake mod, a hoax, so just face the fact
You can’t haunt me, blockhead, my server isn’t hacked
You might be powerful in Minecraft, but I’m way deadlier
You call yourself creepy? Please, even creepers are creepier
You shouldn’t have faced me; all of your stories are untrue
Now tell me, you’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?
BRVR (1:08):[]
BRVR here’s to make this battle bloody
There’s no way these freaks can beat this No. 1 plushie
This is the one battle that you’ll never survive
With my sick rhymes, you are going to be Buried Alive
So get the hell out, I’m a god, while you’re just a joke
You’re about to be erased like that TV Network of Oak
BRVR USED THUNDERBOLT! HIS OPPONENTS ALL ENDED WITH A BLAST!
But I must end this verse here, cause GOOD THINGS NEVER LAST
Tails Doll & Sonic.exe (0:22):[]
I have now abandoned you, now pass the mic to me
It’s Tails Doll from Sonic R and Sonic.exe
You losers can’t win this battle, can you feel the pain I’m bringing?
So better start running now you pussies, because we’re winning!
I hate to tell you the truth but your stories aren’t even true!
Once we’re through with you dudes, there won’t be a Round 2
We’ll end this verse here, since we’ve make you all say goodbye
So you can keep on spawning fanfics while I haunt Markiplier and Pewdiepie
Red (0:44):[]
RUN right now, because you all have no Melissa’s bless
It’s a certain death against this MC from NES
Sonic, even if you’re fast, you can’t win this race
Because rad rhymes from Red is going to melt your Face
Herobrine, just like your game, your verses are big filler
And BEN, I’ll kill you, but you can’t revive like Godzilla
As Red tortured these lame guys within 8 lines
He has scared the crap out of them and sent horror to their spines!
Polybius (0:28):[]
This arcade legend is here to teach you all a lesson
Once you’ve played my game, I’ll send you all into depression
I’m the creepiest, the most terrifying game ever made
So go ahead, step right in and try to play with my arcade
Look at me and my machine, you know that I’m much better
The best gameplay in history, with beautiful graphics, vector
Polybius defeated you all with my vicious attack
Now that I’m done with you all, prepare for the men in black
Outro[]
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
DEM EPIC RAP BATTLES!
Poll[]
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