Epic Rap Battles of AlphynKing: Thresh VS Thanatos Halloween Special
- 1 Welcome back to the Epic Rap Battles of AlphynKing!
- 1.1 Today is Halloween 2015! So I did an obligatory Halloween-themed battle.
- 1.2 This rap battle is between Thresh, the Chain Warden from League of Legends,
- 1.3 and Thanatos, The Hand of Death from Smite.
- 1.4 Yeah, I did video game characters that weren't really related to Halloween. Sue me.
- 1.5 The beat is this.
- 2 Let's do this!
- 3 Who won? Who's next? You kinda decide!
Thresh:
Call me Cho’Gath ! ‘cause I’m about to Feast!
You may find your heartbeat has...ceased.
While some eat things like steak and mutton,
when I have enough souls I’m a Soul Glutton .
The Chain Warden is no noob, I’m striking in fear with Blood Moon !
Relax...it will be over soon.
Thanatos:
Do I smell the Scent of Death ? I do love it so.
So go ahe…
OBLIGATORY HALLOWEEN THING
So just a quick update.
Everyone's doing Halloween themed battles.
So I guess that means I have to do one too.
So on Halloween I guess I'll release that obligatory Halloween rap on Halloween,
I already have the combatants in mind, but instead of being famous horror movie or creepypasta characters, I'm doing video game characters. I know some people think it's stupid but it's what I want to do. I hope you'll enjoy it.
And no, neither of them are FNAF characters.
Here's a hint or something:
I couldn't help myself.
I just couldn't stop myself. I had to put this somewhere. This may seem really stupid or really funny.
Laugh. Or don't. You can make that decision.
I guess you could call this a toast to my return. Yay.
I have returned.
Hi. I'm AlphynKing.
You've probably never seen me here before.
Some people might recognize me.
The fact is, I joined this Wiki months ago.
I talked about the "saga of the Epic Rap Battles of AlphynKing."
I posted one rap.
It wasn't even that good.
But I'm back.
I've realized some of my mistakes.
And I may or may not periodically release raps again.
I've returned.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ALPHYNKING! Mortal Kombat Ninja Battle Royale!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ALPHYNKING!
Scorpion!
VS!
Sub-Zero!
VS!
Reptile!
VS!
Ermac!
VS!
Rain!
VS!
Smoke!
VS!
Tremor!
VS!
Noob Saibot!
BEGIN!
Scorpion Verse
GET OVER HERE!
I will show you true fear!
Throw my kunai through you!
Then drag you to hell you icy fool!
Lin Kuei idiots need to retire!
Because Scorpions spitting verbal HELLFIRE!
Can't stop this spirit of revenge!
Knock you over like it's Stonehenge!
I serve Quan Chi!
Now you can't flow to me!
Vengeance will be mine!
Combos over 59!
Don't even try against Scorpion!
Or you'll get nastily stung, son!
Shirai-Ryu can't be beat!
I trained Takeda, son of Kenshi!
You can't touch Hanzo Hasashi!
Now step off before I use my FATALITY!
Sub-Zero Verse
This fight will be your last!
Why can't you forget our past?
You killed my brother Bi-H…