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So, my AMA blog says it was March 30th when I posted it. BUT Wiki runs on GMT, I'm in EST, so it was March 29th for me when I posted it. And back in season 1 of my battles, Eminem vs Johnny Cash to Johnny 5 vs Claptrap (I think that was the range of battles) were posted every other day, and no one said anything. The AMA and this will have been posted in that same format so. At least, because of my personal timezone it will be.

Also I don't wanna get fucked over by trying to post it tomorrow when there's gonna be a fuckton of other battles tomorrow for April Fools, so it's a day early.

Still closer to April Fools than Mad Hatter vs Deadpool was.

I got bored on the internet which is never a good thing, and started watching videos. Pingu videos. Noot noot. My page even has Nootstorm playing on it if you go to it.

This is the absolute worst way to go about doing a joke battle. Good god. Noot Noot vs I am Groot.

Pingu vs Groot.

Yes.

A royale for the first time in forever.

So let's get this fucking bullshit battle over with.  Especially considering this is like the most horrific thing ever. Except for maybe Cave's Sunset Shimmer vs ZONE-Tan battle. I'm a fucking idiot for making this bullshit but whatevs. Let's do this bullshit.

Lyrics

ALANOMALY RAP BATTLES

PINGU

VS

GROOT

BEGIN!

Pingu

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

NOOT NOOT.

Groot

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

We are Groot.

You are not Groot.

Schnitzel

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Radda radda.

Perry the Platypus

Chatterchatterchatter

Chatterchatterchatter

Chatterchatterchatter

Chatterchatterchatter

Chatterchatterchatter

Chatterchatterchatter

Chatterchatterchatter

Chatterchatterchatter

Chatterchatterchatter

Chatterchatterchatter

Chatterchatterchatter

Chatterchatterchatter

Chatterchatterchatter

Chatterchatterchatter

Beaker

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

Mememememememe!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

LECTER VS KANEKI IS NEXT SO THERE'S THE HINTS FROM THE LAST LEGIT BATTLE SOLVED FOR YA

ALANOMALY RAP BATTLES

Poll

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The poll was created at 18:13 on March 31, 2016, and so far 8 people voted.
Alanomaly Rap Battles
1v1 Battles
Queen Elsa vs Sub-Zero | H. H. Holmes vs Norman Bates | ZONE-Tan vs Michael Bay | Deadpool vs Harley Quinn | Question vs L Lawliet | Doctor Strange vs Dr. Fate | Mercer Frey vs Santa Claus | Mr. Krabs vs Tamatoa
Team Battles
Big Time Rush vs Flight of the Conchords | Leif Erikson vs Dovahkiin | Hindu Gods vs Egyptian Gods | Historical Assassins vs Assassin's Creed | Sam & Dean vs Bo & Kenzi | ATLAS & P-Body vs sans & PAPYRUS (Pacifist)
Royale Battles
Will Smith vs Adam Sandler | Eminem vs Johnny Cash | Garfield vs Snoopy | Johnny 5 vs Claptrap | Kate Upton vs Marilyn Monroe
Other
Wonder Woman vs Xena: Warrior Princess
Trilogy
Ben 10 vs The Doctor | Ben 10 vs The Doctor 2 | Ben 10 vs The Doctor 3
Parodies
Eastern Cartoons vs Western Cartoons
Off-Season Battles
T-Dub vs Rappin' For Jesus | The Grinch vs Cthulhu | Pingu vs Groot
Remastered Battles
Big Time Rush vs Flight of the Conchords | Leif Erikson vs Dovahkiin | Eminem vs Johnny Cash | Johnny 5 vs Claptrap

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