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This is my first fan-made Epic Rap Battles Of History battle featuring Ronald McDonald going up against The Burger King.

Cast

Nice Peter as The Burger King

EpicLLOYD as Ronald McDonald

Lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

THE BURGER KING

VS

RONALD MCDONALD

BEGIN!

Ronald McDonald:

I've been a mascot for 61 Years

After this battle, you'll be going home in Tears

I'm pretty sure that your gay rhymes are gonna lack

You have a queen who's addicted to eating my 'big mac'

I have a resteraunt that serves Carrot Sticks

It's called McDonald's and it's coming to suck BK's dick

I'll beat you, rape you, kill you and call it a happy meal

I'm loving it bitch, get ready to get peeled

The Burger King:

Your like a College Kid who got shot in the face

Yo, shut the fuck up so i can win this damn race!

Let's get on the floor and get startin'

I'll finish this battle before it even begins

I don't give a shit about the Burger Queen

All i know is that your not gonna win

Your humiliating yourself and your on your own

You'll never beat me cuz you just got Pwned!

Ronald McDonald:

Is that the best shit you got for me?

I'll kick your ass and i'll jump to Verse 3

You got the hiccups two days ago

Now i think you should just die, OH!

I'm spreading nuggets all over the world

Brian Lennon's more cool than you, ya little turd!

I'm Ronald, Not Donald, I'm not a retarded duck!

Just die, i won't give a fuck!

Guess what little buddy? Your gonna lose

I'll make a dog attack you in a little phone booth

The Burger King:

Your speaking to a royal bitch, haven't you heard?

Your gonna go to jail for being a fat nerd

Selling nuggets is illegal but not in Burger King

Ronald is a stalker, this is just beginning

This battle is finished soon so get prepared

I'm the god damn Tortoise and your the hare

Get on the bed and go slow and steady

I'll get my dick out, so get your mouth ready

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPIIIIIICCCC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who Won?
 
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The poll was created at 07:54 on July 5, 2014, and so far 2 people voted.

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