This is my first fan-made Epic Rap Battles Of History battle featuring Ronald McDonald going up against The Burger King.
Nice Peter as The Burger King
EpicLLOYD as Ronald McDonald
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
THE BURGER KING
I've been a mascot for 61 Years
After this battle, you'll be going home in Tears
I'm pretty sure that your gay rhymes are gonna lack
You have a queen who's addicted to eating my 'big mac'
I have a resteraunt that serves Carrot Sticks
It's called McDonald's and it's coming to suck BK's dick
I'll beat you, rape you, kill you and call it a happy meal
I'm loving it bitch, get ready to get peeled
The Burger King:
Your like a College Kid who got shot in the face
Yo, shut the fuck up so i can win this damn race!
Let's get on the floor and get startin'
I'll finish this battle before it even begins
I don't give a shit about the Burger Queen
All i know is that your not gonna win
Your humiliating yourself and your on your own
You'll never beat me cuz you just got Pwned!
Is that the best shit you got for me?
I'll kick your ass and i'll jump to Verse 3
You got the hiccups two days ago
Now i think you should just die, OH!
I'm spreading nuggets all over the world
Brian Lennon's more cool than you, ya little turd!
I'm Ronald, Not Donald, I'm not a retarded duck!
Just die, i won't give a fuck!
Guess what little buddy? Your gonna lose
I'll make a dog attack you in a little phone booth
The Burger King:
Your speaking to a royal bitch, haven't you heard?
Your gonna go to jail for being a fat nerd
Selling nuggets is illegal but not in Burger King
Ronald is a stalker, this is just beginning
This battle is finished soon so get prepared
I'm the god damn Tortoise and your the hare
Get on the bed and go slow and steady
I'll get my dick out, so get your mouth ready
EEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPIIIIIICCCC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!