This is a battle for my SSB4 tourney! It will feature me as the customizable Wii Citizen Mii against the little Villager of Animal Crossing.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SSB!
MII
VS
VILLAGER
BEGIN
Villager[]
You've made a mistake, putting yourself in this game
I'd let you choose how I'd beat you, but it'd all end up the same
This isn't Wii Sports anymore, this is the big league
You may be on TV, but my game was on the big screen
I'm a rich bachelor, living on my own land, well
At least I'm not rotting on some useless channel
One day out in the wild and I'm sure you'll get lost
This is one animal you never should have crossed
Mii[]
Better back down, little guy, or you're gonna get hurt
Cause this brawler, swordfighter and gunner is on the roster
And I'm up against a pitiful minor with no nose on his face
You should just turn a New Leaf and get the hell out of my place
I'm always at the Wii Party, my game profits are sizable
I'm the OG character with a head that's customizable
While you're stuck as the fugly kid that Nintendo made you
You have a 1 on your shirt? Well, you look like number 2.
Villager[]
I'll make a picture of my victory and put it on your face
having Miis on a roster spot is such a waste of space
you don't have hands, you weren't meant to hold a mic
I'll take your raps and slash them, eat them like a pike
you wish you were me, you know, having a personality
no more smash, this is Mortal Kombat fatality
you think you're on my level, but you're not, see
stop trying to copy me, I'll end your life of Tomodachis
Mii (cue fast rapping)[]
It's a Wild World when I have to waste my talents against this good for nothing
You just walk around your village while I play tennis and the violin
Why are you even in this game? You're more useless than Mr. Resetti
I can't understand anything you throw down, you must be speaking Bebebese
They built a whole game system around me, your games are slave to 3DS and Wii
I'm dropping the rhymes like K.K Slider, all you can do is dance to the beat
You're like Pac-Man, nobody wants you, better not try to cross me yet
Cause this battle was already lost if you thought you would beat me with your net
Poll[]
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!