I don't need a shield to protect myself from this savage
Cause this time it's the spit that will do some damage!
My show's a crystal gem! Pride of CN while your movie's corrupted
I can barely hear ya cause the static noise interrupted!
This old Psycho has more skeletons than just his mom
Crying himself over breakfast cause all his friends are gone
Good thing then you won't be missed when I drop some Steven bombs!
Your sex life is just like your motel: pratically no one comes!
I'm floating up high in the sky! Face it, you can't harm this fly
I'm even harder to reach than the women you spy
You cockblock yourself! Try rapping against your other persona
Not even a fusion could raise the hopes for this loner
Norman, is that rap music I hear?!
Yes, ma! And I'm about to kill it in here
If your mother was a Rose then you must be the prick
You change your shape, but will always be a little shit
I changed the name of horror with the gore in my hands
Meanwhile, the biggest horror out of you is your fans!
Hard to be the pacifist when your past ain't the nicest
You're rocking guilt that's more messed up than an identity crisis
Your so-called crystal gem is more of a polished turd
Say, Uncle Grandpa didn't give you good ratings, I've heard
Not only that, but Ronaldo and Lars still make you infamous
We all go a little mad sometimes, but that's just ridiculous!
Kill some calories, fatty! You're like a bubble in a bubble
Bring Connie into this fight and I'll show you how to split a couple!
I've got over a hundred episodes for you to be dissing it
That's because your relevance is over, isn't it?
I live in the Beach City while you're pastier than Sour Cream
Now run before I cut you more than they cut that shower scene!
Peridot comes up with better insults than this clod
I'm way better and fighting's the only education I got!
Not even with a remake you could save that stupid verse
You're older than me, but nothing's bigger than the Universe!
Nothing except your hiatus, of course
You're like a homeworld ship: going off course!
I don't hate your show, I hate what it's become
The same rebel group story that's already been done
No education? Kindergarten is a good place to start
You know I mean serious Bismuth when I break weak gems apart