Fixed Lionheart vs Lodbrok
free real estate
Richard:
I'm Richard the First in every Youtube upload
That only leaves The Room left on my watch list
The chivalrous player of Pokemon Sword and Shield
And I kill you when I spit like Pit from Smash Bros
I'm the number one Dick, that only leaves room for you in second place
I voted for Trump and I wanna build wall
I'll announce Paddy dick in #announcements
Then I'll annoy Cherrae Witch by spamming pings!
Of course you got avenged when you called your superhero friends in
You're not even the GOAT of your own Game of Thrones rhymes
Your ex killed your son, your wife killed your ex
Sorry I don't remember much, did I get all that right?
Half ass head tats backpack matpat
You know what movie is based? Home Alone
But they should've stopped at …
Ronald MC Donald vs Chucky Chees
Ron:
Ew a rat! Not on my prized food chain establishment!
You're gross and icky and frankly you never pay rent
I played FNAF once and I did not like it
So I abandoned that shit faster than I did my kid
Go ahead and spit cheese, get it? Because pizza
This is all I'm saying because you're bankrupt and therefore I cannot visit anymore. Peace out
Chuck:
YO WHAT THE FUCK. Don't you fucking leave me whore
I'm dead fucking serious don't you dare go out that door
It's pizza time! I'm the bad rap rat fat stacked lad on the track
You might ball right can your small mind match me? Not quite
I'm clowning on the clown, suck my ball pit and lick my fry
I prefer BK because all your burgers make me wanna die
That Flurry looks good though I might give it a try
SIKE THAT …
Willy Wonka vs George Washington Carver
Insert well thought-out introduction here.
Beat:
Willy Wonka:
Look who decided to Carve his way out of his shell
The inferior black Washington, without The Glory of Denzel
Recipes are your bread and butter, but I can’t help but lament
Folks only seem to know you by something you didn’t even invent!
Ah, but there’s no mistaking the sweetness that I can deliver
The golden ticket for solid bars is this handy candy giver
Being rejected for your skin color must’ve been pretty rough
So I’m doing you a favor here, George; you weren’t schooled enough!
Getting Veruca Salty already? Well, Cheer Up, Charlie Brown
Seeing how you kicked the Buckett, you should be used to going down!
I got Mike control like Teavee, you’re stuck controlling plantation
Come on, beatin…
"Who The Fuck Is ABunchofNumbers?''
Hey, Lucca AKA ABunchofNumbers AKA ABoN AKA Bad username in retrospect here. Thought it would be a good time as any to properly introduce myself, given this upcoming tourney should be handled fairly.
I'm 21 years old, currently living in the southern part of Brazil. I had a pretty shaky life, to put it bluntly. My parents divorced when I was really young, my dad moving to another state with his girlfriend and eventually to Europe. I am diagnosed with Aspergers, so I had trouble fitting in school and as a result was bullied a lot. I had to move schools and even cities constantly with my mom until we finally settled in one. I ingressed in film school because of my love for writing and acting but had to drop out due to financial problems, the …
Snow White vs Walter White
I missed doing these.
Snow White:
Out of all matchups, this is the unfairest of them all
Doesn't take a magic mirror to see that you'll fall
Wanna make money? My company has the answer
One animation and we grow bigger than your cancer!
Say MY name! I'm Snow cause my rhymes are cold
Shine brighter than any crystal meth you sold
Ruined your own life, now your assistant's in the spotlight
Even your lawyer is leaving you to rot, White!
Put on some pants if you wanna win in your relationship
Skyler ain't Gus, but she still got you whipped
You just can't provide for a family like I do
Go back to high school! I already got an apple for you!
Walter White:
I'll be the one who knocks some sense into your head
You're not a role model, you're a maid who's braindead!
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