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I've seen this one suggested a lot so here is my probably poor take on it.

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! James Bond VS Austin Powers! BEGIN!

Powers:

Yeah baby! It's the international man of mystery.

I'm the greatest spy in history.

You're nothing compared to me.

You're just a bad man, played by Sean Connery.

Daniel Craig is just like Mini-Me.

Annoying me so much, but no one else can see.

I'm groovy baby, you're out of style.

The spy who is really Fat Bastard in denial.

Bond:

I bet you heard your insults like tips, from a little bird.

I'll beat you and take you like a milkshake, shaken not stirred.

From Russia with Love comes these raps i spit, you dick.

Octopussy is right when it comes to this prick.

Doctor Evil has go nothing on Dr. No.

The Spy Who Loved Me, well its time to let go.

Goldeneye shooting you up with his Golden Gun.

I got a License to Kill, so this should be fun.

For Your Eyes Only, welcome to the Casino Royale.

I'll Die Another Day, but you're going to hell.

Powers:

I'll kick the Living Daylights outta you.

The Spy Who Shagged Me, what could you possibly do?

You Only Live Twice? We'll see about that.

You'll be arrested by Foxxy, she's a pretty cool cat.

Diamonds are Forever, but The World is Not Enough.

Bet you wish you had all this green stuff.

Against all villains, Nothing you'll ever be able to do.

You are most useless than Number 2.

Bond:

You're a rip off comedy who isn't funny.

Goldfinger, Goldmember, you're a carbon copy you dummy.

Tomorrow Never Dies, but you sure will.

You won't live through this, i have A View To a Kill.

This is it for you Austin, you've already lost it all.

I've completed this Quantum of Solace, now i'll let the Skyfall!

Announcer:

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY.

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