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A probably poorly written rap battle between these two Martial Artist Action Stars. 

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Jackie Chan VS Jet Li! BEGIN!

Li:

Know who you are messing with, the Wushu master.

I'm an action star, you're whole career is a disaster.

You're Expendable, Your movies leave a crowd deceased. 

People watch in awe when i'm Unleashed.

Forbidden Kingdom, you were second place to me.

You pop star, it's time for you to see.

I'm the greatest, the martial arts tycoon. 

You're only good role was a fucking cartoon!

Chan:

This philanthropist is about to beat.

This fuck that just loves the taste of defeat.

A Hong Kong star, that's what i am.

I knew you were in some bad movies, but god damn.

I was a stuntman for Bruce Lee!

I'm a better action star then you'll ever be.

I'm cutting you down in one hit, like a bonsai. 

You're about to lose, because this Romeo Must Die.

Li:

I'm telling stories of Once Upon A Time In China.

While you appear in nude scenes and show your vagina.

While you're walking down the street in your blazer.

I'm co-starring with Brendan Fraser.

Look back at your life, you're pulling along a wagon.

Always seeing my face when i Kiss the Dragon.

I'm fearless and i'm a true Hero.

Step up to me, you're nothing but a zero.

Chan:

You grew up poor, boo hoo for you.

You're provided for now, so don't expect me to cry too.

I'm in movies, TV, games, and more!

Everything you make is a repetitive bore!

I've got over a 100 movies! You got nothing on me!

I'm the best and original number one MC!

So remember when you go down the Walk of Fame.

Know that you're going to be seeing my name.

Announcer:

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY.

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