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The fight between these fictional pirates.

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Jack Sparrow VS Captain Hook! BEGIN!

Jack:

Oh look, its that jackass Captain Hook.

I can read you like an open book.

You are obviously a pedophile.

Stay away from the Lost Boys, you Cap'n Crunch in Denial.

I'm one of the pirate lords of the seven seas.

Your nothing more then covered with disease.

I'll be sailing the world on the Black Pearl.

Why don't you go to your quarters, stop trying to give Peter Pan a whirl.

Hook:

Yo ho, Smee drop me a beat.

I'm about to let this priss taste defeat.

Welcome aboard the Jolly Roger!

Battle against this pirate, don't even bother.

Age doesn't matter in Neverland.

I'm capturing Tinker Bell with me good hand!

You thought Elizabeth would love you? 

Good luck with that, there's no girl you could woo.

Just give up already mate.

Your hair and clothes won't be winning you a date!

Jack:

You remind me of Barbossa, you must be disloyal.

Hold on, let me pull into the docks of Port Royal.

I'll be beating you anywhere, even the World's End

Kidnap Wendy cause your lonely, Smee's your only friend.

You're starting to shake in your boots there Hook.

I can see Davy Jones giving you a dirty look.

You're not a pirate, you're just all talk.

Are you scared of crocodiles, cause i hear a Tick Tock.

Hook:

Why don't you climb up the crow's nest?

I'll shoot you and see how fast you're at rest.

Peter Pan is less of a pain then you.

Looking for ways to live longer is all that you do.

All you want is to live longer.

You're just as old as me, but now who's stronger?

Mr.Pirate Lord, you think you're cool?

The only thing you'll be sailing in is a kiddy pool!

Announcer:

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY.

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