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The battle between two world famous actors.

Announcer:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Harrison Ford VS John Wayne! BEGIN!

Wayne:

Look upon my truest grit.

Listen up to these raps i spit. 

Fuck Ford, all your movies are shit.

I was born game, and I mean to go out that way.

Created film tricks that are still used today!

I mean to kill you in one minute, man. 

Best movies of all time, something you couldn't understand.

I'm a cowboy baby, you could never beat me.

Acadamy Award for Best Actor and Picture, i got fucking three.

Ford:

Don't ever fuck with this Han Solo.

People chase my name like Marco Polo.

Three Awards? I have more then that.

You think you're big stuff, but your career is flat.

I'm a raider of the lost ark.

You're breath is the only thing worse then your bark.

Your face melts off when you open the box.

Hope you feel better while your career's on the rocks.

From the Temple to the Crusade, i'm always a star.

You were in Playboy, now that's just bizarre. 

Wayne:

In a house by yourself, even though your rich.

Always filling your hand, you son of a bitch!

I'm the king of the western frontier.

I released a hit movie almost every year. 

Everything you make is just boring and dull.

You're a shit actor with a Crystal Skull.

Ford:

It's the Apocalypse Now, so get back.

I'm a Blade Runner, coming in to attack!

I'm a god among men, survive a nuclear bomb.

This is Ender's Game so shoot straight and stay calm. 

I'm in everything, a star, you see what i mean?


This Solo actor will return in 2015!

Announcer:

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY.

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