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So the next battle is the fight between the Creepy Guy with a Claw and...the creepy guy with 2 Claws. I'll add the picture later since I don't have it made yet. Anyway, let's do this.


Zach Sherwin as Edward Scissorhands

Nice Peter as Freddy Krueger

EpicLloyd as ???


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Freddy Krueger VS Edward Scissorhands!

BEGIN! 

Edward:

Look Scarface, you've got no ability to rhyme. 

This pedo's getting burned for the second time!

Knock that hat off your stupid ass head.

Cut you up like Ice, till you drop cold dead.

You only have a single claw, and your face is starting to rot.


I've got two claws, twice the attack power that you've got!

You can't understand me because your head's so dense.

What's worse? Your raps or your fashion sense?

My claim to cult fame, something you'll never see.

Tonight in your nightmares, you'll be seeing me!

Freddy:

Wait, didn't I already kill you? I had a good feeling.

Put you to bed, and splattered your blood on the ceiling.

Eddy, it's time to tell your girl Kim goodbye.

While I tell a funky Junkie, Let's Get High.

Prime Time Bitch! Smash you ugly pale face into a TV.

Wave my claw in front of mine, cause you can't see me!

You're my puppet, hang you by your strings and bands.

You can't try to even run with your stupid hands.

I'm one thing you'll never be replacing. 


Hide Edward! This is god you're facing!

Edward:

What's that? I can barely hear you shout.

You're movies sucked more as they came out. 

Seen stranger shit then you making male teens give birth.


Your raps crash down faster then your net worth. 

So what kind of skills are you trying to show? 

You want death? I'll stab and throw you out a window.

My suffering is something you can barley bare. 

Freddy's Dead. This is the final nightmare.

Freddy:

Bitch, you don't even know what your messing with.

I'm the real deal, murder this mic and your myth.

You turn on Elm Street, you'll end up dead.

Beat you so bad, you'll be seeing blood red.

I'm the greatest threat you'll ever meet!

Stuff your face until you explode! Bon Appetit! 

Don't fall asleep or you'll be filled with regret.

Whether a dream warrior, or a little emo Hot Topic reject.

Face Freddy Krueger, you won't live to see another day.

I'll throw you to the ceiling till you turn into Tina Gray!

Wolverine:

That's enough bub. Think you you spit sick shit?

You're has-been bastard who can't keep with it.

I'm here to destroy the child loving freak.

Who's lines and rhymes and so stupidly weak.

That I could beat you even if I was Old Man Logan.

I'm the iller unkillable mutant, and that's my slogan.

I got comics, movies and cartoons galore! 

While your reboot was nothing but a bore.

You're terrible, you'll never beat me and eddie.

Win at rapping? You couldn't beat a silent zombie.


WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC RAP BATTLES "Sharpening metal noises" OF HISTORY!

Who Won?
 
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The poll was created at 23:59 on September 29, 2015, and so far 3 people voted.
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Season One Link vs Sir LancelotJohn Constantine vs Doctor StrangeGordon Ramsey vs Simon CowellElectro vs Cole MacgrathStarlord vs Boba FettJoker vs Ronald McDonaldNorman Bates vs Dexter MorganWinchester Brothers vs Brothers Grimm • Bruce Banner vs Dr.Jekyll • Robin Hood vs Green Arrow • R.L. Stine vs H.P. Lovecraft • King Joffery vs Draco Malfoy
Season Two JRR Tolkein vs George RR MartinTony Montana vs Vito CorleoneRyu vs ScorpionFreddy Krueger vs Jason VoorheesUltron vs MegatronDracula vs FrankensteinJack Torrance vs Patrick BatemanFrank Underwood vs Raymond ReddingtonLink vs Sir Lancelot 2Blade vs Van HelsingThe Riddler vs The PenguinAtticus Finch vs Saul Goodman
Season Three Tom Hanks vs Leonardo DiCaprioJigsaw Killer vs Zodiac KillerSpawn vs HellboyHamlet vs MacbethChuck E Cheese vs Freddy FazbearHe-Man vs Lion-OElsa vs Sub-ZeroSolid Snake vs Snake EyesThe Babadook vs SlendermanPennywise vs TwistyRod Serling vs The Crypt KeeperMatt Groening vs Seth MacFarlane
Season Four Jesse James vs Billy the Kid • Dorthy vs Alice • Ulysses S Grant vs Robert E Lee • James Moriarty vs Ernst Stavro Blofeld •  Tron vs Neo • Voltron VS Power Rangers • Bach VS Tupac • Captain Planet VS Al Gore • Tiger Woods VS Tony Hawk • Ernest Hemingway VS Robert Frost • Dr.House VS Dr.Cox • Monty Python VS The Marx Brothers
Season Five

Ash Ketchum VS Charles Darwin • Eminem VS Johnny Cash • Steve Urkel VS Arthur Fonzarelli • Astronauts VS Astronomers • Shigeru Miyamoto VS Hayao Miyazaki • M.C. Esher VS Salvador Dali • Freddy Krueger VS Edward Scissorhands • TBA • TBA • TBA • TBA • TBA

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