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Sorry for the delay but this battle has been plagued with issues. First I was too busy to write it, then I got stomach flu, then my internet kept going down and now my wrist has been injured. (Typing this with my left hand isn't easy lol) So here is this idiotic finale, I apologize for it being bad, blame my stomach, arm and internet. Going to be taking a break for a couple weeks now before I post a hint list for S5 sometime in September.

2015-07-23 14.12.38

Nice Peter, EpicLloyd, Rhett, Link, Anthony and Ian as Monty Python

Zach Sherwin, George Watsky, Jacksfilms, Marktiplier and Pewdiepie (Ran outta actors lol) as Marx Brothers

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Monty Python VS The Marx Brothers!

BEGIN!

Monty Python:

Try to step to the Monty Python Flying Circus?

Ha! You're cheap knock knock jokes are worthless.

Because our comedy style was so absurd.

The english language needed to invent a word!

You're wordplay and deadpan is dead, man!

We don't care what you say, you don't have one fan.

We're world known, nobody even remember's you.

You're like a bunch of two-bit idiots missing a screw or two.

Who do you even think your dissin'?

No one expects the Spanish inquisition! 

The Marx Brothers:

Oh please, that kinda trash was just unjust.

We're comedy gold, your comedy is covered in rust.

I honestly can't remember a thing you fools have written.

You flying circus freaks can go back to Britain.

You're comedy is normally terribly rated.

We've got 13 of the best comedies ever created!

Cause we don't care about a thing you say.

We're the biggest thing to ever happen on Broadway!

Because you're ability to fight with rap is slowing.

Now if you'll excuse us, Zuppo and I must be going.


"Gummo and Zuppo leave the battle"


Monty Python:

Two brothers down, three chumps to go.

You think yourselves professional, but you've got no flow.

We're like the goddamn Beatles of Comedy!

You're on par with the shit on MTV.

We wrote the meaning of life!

And we don't even have to feel strife.

Because this group's scripted lines are frail.

And from Life of Brian to the Holy Grail.

We'll teach this screw ups what it means to make slander.

And your about as unfunny as Adam Sandler!


The Marx Brothers:

We're the masters of slapstick!

And now spitting rhymes so sarcastic.

That we'll put you bitches outta business.

Smash and murder ya', leave no witnesses.

Even if it's one down and five to go.

You'll fall flatter then when you tried going solo. 

You're raps are weak and lack any drive.

A bigger failure then your attempts at being Live!

Take all the shots you want, we're protective & reflective.

Cause this python's venom is ineffective.


WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC "Laugh Track" RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

Who Won?
 
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The poll was created at 16:52 on August 24, 2015, and so far 7 people voted.
ERBIdeas
Season One Link vs Sir LancelotJohn Constantine vs Doctor StrangeGordon Ramsey vs Simon CowellElectro vs Cole MacgrathStarlord vs Boba FettJoker vs Ronald McDonaldNorman Bates vs Dexter MorganWinchester Brothers vs Brothers Grimm • Bruce Banner vs Dr.Jekyll • Robin Hood vs Green Arrow • R.L. Stine vs H.P. Lovecraft • King Joffery vs Draco Malfoy
Season Two JRR Tolkein vs George RR MartinTony Montana vs Vito CorleoneRyu vs ScorpionFreddy Krueger vs Jason VoorheesUltron vs MegatronDracula vs FrankensteinJack Torrance vs Patrick BatemanFrank Underwood vs Raymond ReddingtonLink vs Sir Lancelot 2Blade vs Van HelsingThe Riddler vs The PenguinAtticus Finch vs Saul Goodman
Season Three Tom Hanks vs Leonardo DiCaprioJigsaw Killer vs Zodiac KillerSpawn vs HellboyHamlet vs MacbethChuck E Cheese vs Freddy FazbearHe-Man vs Lion-OElsa vs Sub-ZeroSolid Snake vs Snake EyesThe Babadook vs SlendermanPennywise vs TwistyRod Serling vs The Crypt KeeperMatt Groening vs Seth MacFarlane
Season Four Jesse James vs Billy the Kid • Dorthy vs Alice • Ulysses S Grant vs Robert E Lee • James Moriarty vs Ernst Stavro Blofeld •  Tron vs Neo • Voltron VS Power Rangers • Bach VS Tupac • Captain Planet VS Al Gore • Tiger Woods VS Tony Hawk • Ernest Hemingway VS Robert Frost • Dr.House VS Dr.Cox • Monty Python VS Marx Brothers

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