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Ohhhh this battle. One of the stupdiest suggestions for the holiday made for being stupid. Perfect. 


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Chuck E Cheese VS Freddy Fazbear! BEGIN!


Chuck:

Welcome to a place where a kid can be kid.  

People flock to me, while from you, kids hid.

You're more disgusting then your pizza courses.

And your place smells like rotting corpses.

A shitty trilogy is your claim to fame.

You're plain lame, every game is the same. 

They are all just fully fueled by jumpscares.

Who's even afraid of a few walking teddy bears?

I'll free the souls of children, let them go to heaven.

You'll bite down on the dust harder then back in 87'!


Freddy

Ha! You're rhymes are pure Schmidt.

I'm the baddest bear around, so just deal with it!

The only people at your place are parents and suckers.

You talk big for the kid friendly Dave and Busters.

I'll Mangle you fast, don't try to out Foxy me. 

Think you're popular? I'd have to disagree.

Tell Chica, Let's Eat! You've met your defeat!

Call up Bonnie too, you're in for a treat!

My screams of pure terror will fill you with fright.

Give up, you already lost on only the first night.


Chuck

Ha ha ha! Your rhymes are gold, Freddy.

As in they aren't shit, talk about losing already.

Come on, you think i'm scared just cause It's You?

Close the doors but you can't escape, no matter what you do.

Your trilogy's good? I was created by a video game god!

Tell Cawthon that Chuck said he's just a fraud.

By the time you realize you've been dissed, i'll be gone.

At least at my restaurant, we can afford to keep the power on!


Freddy

You don't get it do you? You're already dead.

You're weak and powerless, get it through your giant head.

I'm an eyeless murderous animatronic that contains a child's soul.

You're simply a Puppet and you're under my control.  

You're other members haven't been known since your debut.

You're such a fail that they once again remade you!

Shut the doors, watch the camera, keep on all the lights.  

You're dead again, you were never going to survive Five Nights.


WHO WON? WHO CARES? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF APRIL FOOLS!

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The poll was created at 22:42 on March 31, 2015, and so far 6 people voted.

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