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Pretty random match up, but this was pretty interesting to write nonetheless. Probably not that great but whatever.


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Tom Hanks VS Leonardo DiCaprio! BEGIN!  


DiCaprio:  

The D-Day Captain versus the Wolf of Wall Street.

Better save yourself, cause I can't be beat!

Bitch, my rhyme's are Titanic!

Call me Great Gatsby as i burn you like i'm volcanic!

You'll be Castaway from here to there.

Your acting is more awkward then when you swore on air!  

Give up Tom, we know Leo's already won. 

You're already done, so Run Forrest Run!  


Hanks:  

Leo, you've been a discrace since your conception.

You've got a more complex life then the story of Inception.

I'm a star! Your career keeps dyin'. 

Put a lock on your mouth and call it Shutter Island. 

Let's take a drive down the Green Mile.

You'll see you're a pitiful, synical, Aviator in denial.

Your movies are more boring then your enviromentalist plan.

Wanna be like me? Well then Catch Me If You Can.


DiCaprio:

Learn to rhyme old man, cause now im coming unchained.

Back off! My rapping skill is untamed.

Complex? Why don't you read up on the Davinci Code?

I must be in a Michael Bay film, cause I explode!

I'm the latest acting craze!

You just guest star in The Simpsons and Happy Days.

Everything I star in, I spread filmographic joy!

You're literally the voice of an animated toy!


Hanks: 

Oh Romeo, Oh Romeo, Where are your rapping skills, bro? 

I've got oscars! That's something of which you wouldn't know.

I support everyone while you keep the planet clean.

My acting chops are more out of this world then Apollo 13!

Every movie you're in, you're either crazy or homosexual.

Casting you in anything anymore is just unethical. 

You'll never get that award, no matter how good you do.

Your bad rapping is another reason for the Academy to hate you. 


WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

"applause like an award show" EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY.

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The poll was created at 00:27 on March 5, 2015, and so far 2 people voted.

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