So wrote this yesterday and today. Was going to wait to post but....whatever.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! The Babadook VS Slenderman! BEGIN!
Once Upon A Time, there was a mysterious book.
Why don't you sit down and take a look?
Wrong decision, i kill for fun in my leisure.
I'll show my prey a vision and leave Slender to a seizure.
I'll don't need to kill kids, the parents can do it for me.
Listen to what the book forbids, I'm sure Amelia can agree.
I'm the modern horror master, giving other movies the shaft.
You're simply the inspiration for an enemy in Minecraft!
If its in a word or it's in a look.
You can't get rid of the Babadook!
I'm here for business, leave you with Slender Sickness.
You won't be able to even escape, i leave none to witness.
I'm the king of Creepy Pasta, i'll sting you like Marble Hornets.
Get nose bleeds and feel sleepy, hope you don't have regrets.
You must be kidding yourself if you think you're my replacement.
I'll knock you down to size and lock you in my basement!
You can't predict your death, my movements are erratic
I'll give you a heart attack when I make your screen static.
You're a tall, dark, child molester freak.
But you're far from handsome and your raps are weak.
I'll burn you in a grill while I force mom to kill the family dog.
I'm scary because I'm spread fear, you're just a tentacle freak in the fog.
I became famous faster then you ever grew.
I'll rip you apart more then the girls who killed for you.
You're lines and rhymes are Something Awful.
And making a sequel to your shit would be unlawful.
You're just an effect of sleep paralysis, you half wit.
When you can't even step to the mic, your worthless lines don't mean shit.
I stalk the masses, see me back in black and white.
I'm stopping shadow freak asses, you'll be gone without a sight.
Your sense of fucking origin is a shitty pop up book.
Looks like my disses have rid me of the damn Babadook.
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.
EPIC Rap battles..."Static and screams"...OF HISTORY!