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Was running around a lot today and finally have time to post this battle. Day 3 of the Week of ERBIdeas. Don't forget, tomorrow is the first Comical ERBIdeas and friday is the first Respawned ERBIdeas. 


EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Solid Snake VS Snake Eyes! BEGIN!


Solid Snake:

Otacon, who is this ladder shade wearing fuck?

A classified bitch who's just had some bad luck.

You'll never stand a chance against this Patriot.

You maybe came first, but im a legend, you shit.

You'll get Metal Gear wrecked, or should i say Rex. 

What shit will your toy brand push out next?  

You're so fucking ugly you have to wear a disguise.  

And your rhymes are bigger failures then your movie franchise!


Snake Eyes:

You think i care about your disses? You're just a Hayter.

You need skill in stealth, but i'll teach you that later.

You? Original? You're literally a clone.

I'm surprised Big Boss never tried to disown.

This is the Rise of Cobra, and now in Retaliation.

You've been Kojima's worst game since your creation.

Hasbro created a legacy from me, for god's sake.

When i'm done, your friends will cry Snake! Snake! Snaaaake!


Solid Snake: 

Aren't you not supposed to be able to speak?

I mean it doesn't really matter when your rhymes are weak.

Taking all your disses is part of Otacon's plan.

And now i'll pass the mic to my main man.


Raiden:

Yo, it's Raiden, start hidin', this average joe's not tough.

You think you're cool? Well fine, i'll call your bluff.

I'm a straight cyborg ninja, you don't even know.

Face the facts Bro, GI Joe has no flow.

I'll use Blade Mode, cut you clean open with one slash.

You'll be wrecked harder by me then your helicopter crash!


Snake Eyes: 

I don't know who you think you're messing with bitch.

You've messed up more then your NES game glitch.

Ninja boy, nobody even liked you.

Mistaking you for a girl is all they do.

I'll teach you what being a real soldier means.

Everyone knows you two's relationship is not what it seems.

I wouldn't recommend leaving those burns untreated.

I'll send a message to FOXHOUND and tell them you've been defeated.


WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.

EPIC RAP BATTLES "Metal Gear Alert Noise" OF HISTORY!

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The poll was created at 19:00 on April 8, 2015, and so far 2 people voted.

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