Battle of the Brats. Yeah this contains spoilers.
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! King Joffrey VS Draco Malfoy! BEGIN!
I'm all for the random violence you always condone.
But i was a Death Eater, i'll knock you off your throne.
Avada Kedavra, i'll murder the king of the brats.
Leave you beaten, broken, and living with the rats.
I'll cast a spell on you three times, each an unforgivable curse.
Why face me when you can barely drop a verse?
You'll be defeated and i'll tear down your family crest.
Face it, you're nothing but a product of incest!
You'll be greated by iron when you enter King's Landing.
When i'm done, there won't be a Malfoy left standing.
I'm King! Don't bother making a smart remark.
I'll chop your head off faster then Ned Stark!
I'm lord of the seven kingdoms, you can't beat me.
Quidditch? You suck. I'm sure we all could agree.
It's good your quick to defect cause my power is spreading.
I'll bring more blood and gore then the fucking Red Wedding!
Speaking of weddings, i hear yours went great.
I'd of sent a gift, but guess i'm a bit too late.
Murder Everyone? Is that really your gameplan?
You'll be defeated and i'll throw your weak ass in Azkaban.
You're not the protector of the realm, You're a pitiful little prick.
You only broke up with Sansa cause she couldn't feel your dick.
You needed to learn when it was time to grow up.
Too bad you died when you choked on your own throw up!
You've got no room to talk, cause you're nothing but a fail.
A bastard who switches sides at the end of his tale.
Couldn't kill Dumbledore, so Snape did it for you.
Other Death Eaters wouldn't pay attention to anything do.
So don't step to the crown, that's a lesson you've learned.
Or like Vincent Crabbe, it'll backfire and you'll end up burned.
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE.
EPIC "Epic!" RAP "Rap!" Battles "Battles!" OF HISTORY!