gotta do it before ERB does so i can see how badly i did.
Announcer:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Bruce Banner VS Dr.Jekyll! BEGIN!
Banner:
Never expected to face such a creep.
I'll diss him hard and we'll see this bitch weep.
Don't bother taking shots or you'll face my wrath.
Cause you're nothing more then a drug addicited sociopath.
Cause i'm a high class mutation.
Powered by gamma radiation.
While you're nothing more then an abomination.
Cause nothing is less scary then Mr.Hyde.
His rhymes are so bad, he commited suicide.
Jekyll:
So you're either a giant or nerd minus the glasses.
You better back off, i scare the masses.
I walk into a room and just start tension.
You needed to start a world war just to get attention.
Started off grey but now you're green with envy.
You're just jealous cause you can't compare to me.
You wanted fight? Then i'll spit out my disses in bulk.
No love interest is uglier then She Hulk.
You've fallen again Banner, and that's the one thing that's true.
I hope those on your planet weren't as big of bitches as you.
Banner:
You stupid fuck, can't you see?
Little known secret, i'm always angry!
Hulk:
Hulk SMASH!
Like your fame, you'll crash!
I'll flatten you and throw you right into the trash!
I can jump over buildings in a single bound!
While you get judged by every person in your town!
What a horrible night to have a curse!
It must be, cause your rhymes just get worse!
Jekyll and that other persona of his!
Remember, Hulk is the strongest there is!
Jekyll:
Heh heh...
"Moves his hand across the brim of his hat. As he does, he transforms into Mr.Hyde and throws the hat off."
Hyde:
Mr.Hyde here to wreck the green giant sinner.
I'll knock you down to size and i'll be declared the winner.
You're another Frankstein, but you started from the bottom.
Wanna beat Hulk? Give him a 1st grade math problem.
You better run and hide from Hyde.
Lock your doors and stay inside.
I commit crimes while you're getting tried.
I'll beat you and the Avengers that you ride alongside.
You'll never be Incredible, no matter what you do.
Especially if you remember who was based off of who.
You better back off you wannabe Marvel fad.
Cause i just lyrically abused you more then your dad.
Announcer:
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC "Announcer gets angry and his voice gets deeper" RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Leave thoughts below and tell me who you think won.