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My Bio
Added by NightHawk9001I'm an admin here. That's all for now.
My Signature
My Rap Battles
1. Edgar Allan Poe vs Stephen King
2. PSY vs LMFAO
3. Neil Armstrong vs Lance Armstrong
5. George Washington vs Barack Obama
6. Finn and Jake vs Lewis and Clark
7. Nicki Minaj vs Whitney Houston
8. Walt Disney vs Seth MacFarlane
10. Simon Cowell vs Gordon Ramsay
My Friends in This Wiki
These people are what make the ERB wiki a great place.
Captain Warrior (still a wikia contributor at the moment)
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My Ideas
Some of them are in the Upcoming ERB suggestions page.
Finn and Jake vs Lewis and Clark*
Confucius vs Yoda*
Simon Cowell vs Gordon Ramsay
Bill Nye the Science Guy vs Larry the Cable Guy*
Nicki Minaj vs Whitney Houston*
PSY vs LMFAO (or Kim Jong-Un)
Percy Jackson vs SpongeBob SquarePants*
Will Smith (or Rod Serling) vs Morgan Freeman*
Notch vs Frank Lloyd Wright
Indiana Jones vs Zorro*
Harry Houdini vs Harry Potter
Jesus Christ vs Eminem*
Greg Heffley vs Anne Frank*
Peter Pan vs Link
Bruce Willis vs MacGyver*
Willy Wonka vs Mad Hatter
Selena Gomez vs Twilight Sparkle*
Kurt Cobain vs Jimi Hendrix*
Muhammad Ali vs Steven Seagal (or Jackie Chan)*
Tony Hawk vs Captain Falcon*
*asterisks indicate that these suggestions were originally my own, the others are group suggestions, or ideas that are commonly suggested by others with no one actually being the first peron to think of it, but the original ideas are ones I thought of myself
Cartoon Ideas
These are ideas I thought of with all of the rappers being cartoon characters. These are for an upcoming series I will be doing, but they should not be taken as ERB suggestions, since they are only cartoons, so do not try posting them to Nice Peter.
Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson
GIR vs BMO*
Bugs Bunny vs Discord*
Jimmy Neutron vs Dexter
Squidward vs Benson*
Johnny Bravo vs Quagmire
Mordecai and Rigby vs Beavis and Butthead*
Donald Duck vs Daffy Duck
Flame Princess vs Princess Azula*
Dr. Doofenshmirtz vs Mr. Crocker*
The Animaniacs vs Ed, Edd n Eddy*
Jonny Quest vs Johnny Test*
CatDog vs Pinky and the Brain*
Finn the Human vs He-Man*
Timmy Turner vs Mac and Bloo*
Bob the Builder vs Handy Manny
Danny Phantom vs Ben Tennyson*
Phineas and Ferb vs Jesse and James*
Invader Zim vs Zoidberg*
Scooby-Doo vs Jake the Dog*
Patrick Star vs Goofy*
George Jetson vs Fry*
Spongebob vs Popeye*
FredFredburger vs Cheese*
Naruto vs Aang
Pinkie Pie vs Princess Bubblegum featuring Pink Panther*
*asterisks indicate that these suggestions were originally my own, the others are group suggestions, or ideas that are commonly suggested by others with no one actually being the first peron to think of it, but the original ideas are ones I thought of myself
Battles I'd like to see (excluding some of mine)
Walt Disney vs Seth MacFarlane (or Matt Groening)
Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum
Sheldon Cooper vs Isaac Newton
Katniss Everdeen vs Joan of Arc
Superman vs Goku
Edgar Allan Poe vs Stephen King
Ronald McDonald vs The Joker
Freddy Krueger vs Jack the Ripper
Mark Zuckerberg vs Alexander Graham Bell
Mythbusters vs Ghostbusters
Rick Astley vs Eduard Khil
Who I think won
1. John Lennon
2. Darth Vader
3. Chuck Norris
4. Sarah Palin
5. Hulk Hogan and Macho Man
6. Ludwig Van Beethoven (Was there another option?)
8. Genghis Khan
10. Billy Mays and Vince Offer
11. Dumbledore
12. Dr. Seuss
13. Mr. Rogers
15. EpicLLOYD
16. Adolf Hitler
17. Leonidas
19. Michael Jackson
20. Cleopatra
21. Steve Jobs
22. Freddie Mercury
23. Abraham Lincoln
24. Doctor Who
25. Clint Eastwood
26. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson
27. Moses
28. Adam
30. Nikola Tesla
31. Babe Ruth
32. Mozart
33. Putin > Lenin > Gorbachev > Rasputin > Stalin
Favorite Battles
I like all ERBs, but here's my list of favorites:
32. Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-Il
31. John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly
30. Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny
29. Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe
27. Adam vs Eve
24. Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin
22. Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury
20. Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood
19. Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr.
18. Justin Bieber vs Beethoven
16. Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong
13. Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris
11. Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney
8. Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison
5. Einstein vs Stephen Hawking
1. Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley
Best Lines
John Lennon: I'm John Lennon. I'm a legend. I can see through all your tricks. I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his dick.
Bill O'Reilly: You're Paul McCartney's bitch with less talent than Ringo. And I'd rather suck George Bush's dick than Yoko Ono's.
Darth Vader: You can't rhyme against the dark side of the force. Why even bother? So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if I'm your father?
Adolf Hitler: You stink, Vader. Your style smells something sour. You need to wash up, dawg. Here, step in my shower.
Abe Lincoln: I've read up on your facts. You cure cancer with your tears? Well, tell me Chuck. How come you never sat down and cried on your career?
Chuck Norris: My fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster. You may have freed the slaves, but Chuck is everyone's master.
Sarah Palin: You may be Gaga, but you ain't a lady at all. I've seen those outfits you've been wearing. That takes big balls.
Lady Gaga: Just trust me. Your fifteen minutes of fame came and went. Go back to your igloo. Spend some time with your kids before they're pregnant.
Kim Jong-Il: North Korea, bitch. Let me give you a tour. By the way, your wife says my dick is bigger than yours!
Hulk Hogan: You're a freak, a phony, a rice-a-roni jambroni. I'm gonna bounce you like a check for my alimony.
Macho Man: The Macho Man, there is no equal. So spend less time rapping and start feeding your people.
Justin Bieber (if he had one): I got a concert in five, so there's not much time left. What else can I say? Your own music made you deaf.
Ludwig Van Beethoven: I would smack you, but in Germany, we don't hit girls. And I'm glad I'm deaf, so I can't hear that piece of shit, "My World".
Albert Einstein: When I apply my battle theory, minds are relatively blown. So take a seat, Steve. Oop, I see you've brought your own.
Stephen Hawking: There are 10 million million million million million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Easter Bunny: The Great Wall couldn't keep you out of China. Watch me rub my foot for luck and stick it right up your vagina.
Genghis Khan: Easter, my ass. You're not in the Bible. You're a fluffy bitch mascot for Hallmark in denial.
Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you freaking exile yourself onto your little island and hide? Cause this is a rap roller coaster. You're not even tall enough to ride.
Napoleon Bonaparte: I'll whip you so bad, they'll make a virgin meringue. You're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang.
Ben Franklin: Cause I'm mint. I'm money. I'm an educated gentleman. So join or die, Bill, cause it's all about the Benjamin.
Billy Mays: Benny's got kite and key, but you're in for a shock. When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!
Vince Offer: Your style's so broke, they call you Poor Richard. It's bad enough I gotta see you every time I tip a stripper.
Gandalf: I leave mics in flames, torched by Gandalf. Touch mine, Dumbledore, and scorch your other hand off.
Dumbledore: You think your hairy toed friends are gonna harm me? Wait'll they get a taste of Dumbledore's Army.
William Shakespeare (aside from his fast verse): And to top it off, you're not a doctor. I've never seen a softer author. You crook, you. I bet you wrote the Twilight books, too!
Cat in the Hat: Even Horton doesn't want to hear you. And Cindy Lou Who is afraid to go near you!
Things 1 and 2: All does not end well when we bust outta cage. You're getting upstaged, Bill. Yo, you just got played!
Mr. T: Who you calling dumb, fool? Mr. T only needs one letter. Hello? It's for you. Bill Cosby wants his sweater.
Mr. Rogers: I'll say this once, Laurence. I hope it's understood. Get right back in your van and get the fuck outta my neighborhood.
Christopher Columbus: I'm the fabric of history. You are a fictional stain. I'll stick a flag up your ass and claim you for Spain!
Captain Kirk: You spaghetti eating fuck! How's your spice rack doing? I'll be chilling in my spaceship. Have fun canoeing.
Nice Peter: I drew a mustache on your face and you played a mean Hitler. Take the mustache away, you look more like Bette Midler.
Epic Lloyd: I can tell you're scared just from the body language I'm reading. You should start leaving. Look, your hairline's already retreating!
Darth Vader 2: I strike back hard against a Nazi. Brain toss your ass in the air. Yahtzee!
Adolf Hitler 2: I mean, you? Leading an army of white men? Disgraceful! Even your mic skills still aren't fully operational.
Master Chief: 300 asses need a kicking. Give more teabags than Lipton. So why don't you quit your bitching. My trigger finger's itching.
Leonidas: Your armor's hard, but my abs are harder! You're in my hood now, Chief. THIS IS SPARTA!
Mario Bros: Like POW! How you like me now? Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Bowser!
Wright Bros: Cause your princess is in our castle now! Yeah, she's gone. We stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong.
Young Michael Jackson: I'm Bad. I'm a Smooth Criminal, better face up. Call me Ed Sullivan, shoot you from the waist up!
Young Elvis Presley: This is the big time, Jacko. No dress rehearsal. I'll light you up like your hair in a Pepsi commercial.
Adult Michael Jackson: Then you made one daughter. She, ah, came to me. I took her to my Neverland Ranch to Hee-Hee.
Adult Elvis Presley: You're a creeper, dude. You like to grab your own wanger. I only let you marry my daughter cause I knew you'd never bang her.
Cleopatra: Plus you've got so much experience down on your knees. Married a writer, but I don't even think you can read.
Marilyn Monroe: I got an ass that won't quit. You got an asp and got bit, on the tit! Somebody wrap this bitch back up in a carpet!
Steve Jobs: I need to bring up some basic shit. Why'd you name your company after your dick?
Bill Gates: You blow, Jobs. You arrogant prick. With your second hand jeans and your turtleneck.
HAL 9000: I stomp on a Mac and a PC, too. I'm on Linux, bitch. I thought you GNU.
Frank Sinatra: That's what's wrong with you people. You'll do anything to get famous. You changed your name to Mercury. You should have been Freddie Uranus!
Freddie Mercury: I'm a champion of the world! Extinguished in his prime. So kiss my ass, Frankie! But you'll have to wait in line.
Mitt Romney: You feel that, Barry? You're old news. Everyone's having doubts. And your rhymes are as weak as this economy that you've done nothing about!
Barack Obama: Republicans need a puppet and you fit. Got their hands so far up your rear, call you Mitt.
Abe Lincoln 2: I'll properly reach across the aisle and bitch smack you as equals! Of the people! By the people! For the people! Eagle!
Doc Brown: I'll use your port-o-potty time machine as my latrine. You're not a cat with nine lives. You're a pussy with thirteen!
The 10th Doctor: The wannabe Einstein, minus the stache. Travels through time but with no class. I'm saving the world while you dilly-dally. You can't even invent your way out of Hill Valley!
The 4th Doctor: I'm a mystical medical doc at the pinnacle shifting my physical form. You're a possibly pedophilic individual who should have never been born!
Bruce Lee: I invented Jeet Kune Do, so taste my slipper shoe. Here's my two finger push-up. Kung F-U!
Clint Eastwood: And your one inch punch? Same size as your pecker. Leave the rapping to me, stick to Chinese Checkers.
Batman: You chump, I kick punks like you off the streets. While you and Velma here are solving Scooby-Doo mysteries.
Robin: Got a secret 'bout your homegirl Irene Adler. Took her back to my nest to bam pow kersplat her.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson: You're a wack vigilante black pantied spud with no skill. My sidekick's a doctor. Because his flows are so ill!
Santa Claus: I'm from the North Pole. That's why my rhymes are so cold. I spit diamonds, but I'm serving up some fresh coal.
Elves: Yeah, we're magical workers, man! We hang with reindeers. Yo, here's a GPS! Who gets lost for forty years?
Moses: It takes nine reindeer to haul your fat ass. You took the Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass.
Adam: Things are good, they're great, and it's like I'm dreaming. Until your junk starts bleeding and you turn into a demon!
Eve: One pop, chump, and you're hung like a weasel. Pfft, ditch the fig leaf, get yourself a pine needle!
Gandhi: Everything you preach, I said it first. You should jot down these words, plagiarize my whole verse!
Martin Luther King Jr: I admire the way you broke the British power. But I have a dream that one day you'll take a shower.
Thomas Edison: While you were busy digging ditches and burning bridges, I'm pumping out inventions, stacking riches, so go back to your pigeons.
Nikola Tesla: You couldn't handle my gifts with your greedy little mind. What's inside mine was way ahead of its own time. You did not steal from me, you stole me from mankind!
Lance Armstrong: So swing, batter batter, show me what a fatter rapper can do. I beat cancer. I can sure as hell crack you!
Babe Ruth: Cause if you step to Ruth on the mic, I'll fan your fancy bike and all. You're out, with three strikes and just one ball!
Skrillex: I'm rich, acclaimed, and famous. I'm on playlists. I'm the A-list! You're the lamest! Kiss my ass, A-A-A-Amadeus!
Mozart: I can't believe the way you dress when you dubstep out of the house! You're like an emo Steve Urkel, and you (ooh!) reek of dead mouse!
Grigori Rasputin: With the endless destruction of Russian lives. If you're a man of steel, I spit kryptonite!
Joesph Stalin: Look into my eyes, you perverted witch! See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch!
Vladimir Lenin: Let me start with you there, Frankenstein! Looking like something out of R.L. Stine! It's hip hop chowder, red over white cause the Tsar's wife can't do shit tonight!
Mikhail Gorbachev: Shook hands with both Ronald's, Reagan and McDonald's, no doubt. If your name ends with "in", time to get out!
Vladimir Putin: You don't know what you're doing when you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin. You'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-CCCP!
The ERB characters
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Added by BasaltWolfED145RSAnd that is the end of my profile...so bye :)
